Updating this because my last one is illiterate and old and all.
So, I'm Orlando.
I like blue.
No, I do not liek mudkipz.
No, I'm not kidding.
Horrible in starting conversations.
No, I'm not emo.
Nope, not goth.
Look here, I'm perfectly normal.
Those who claim themselves to be normal are weird.
Therefore, I'm weird.
But everyone's weird.
So claiming that you're weird is normal.
So what am I?
You'll just have you find out yourself.
Nope, no contacts to me. No facebook, no msn, no pictures.
Fine. I'll tell you a secret.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU TOTALLY READ THIS DIDN'T YOU MWAHAHAHA. SUCKERRR.
... No, I'm not a sadist.
... Shut up.