Rum's in coke.
Hi! Call me Rum.
I write things. Mostly cusses, when I don't get any responses from editors in the mail, but I write other words to round it out. Rounding is quite important for a children's author. It's what I do, mostly. Kids books are better with Taxidermy.
Also I'm into taxidermy, but not because I think it's edgy or my parents will frown. I'm too old for my parents to care and really it's just way too cool to be edgy.
I'm also way into music. All kinds, so long as they know what to do with the instruments. So if you have something amazing that you'd like to share with a faceless internet persona calling herself after booze, send it my way! I might return the favor with whatever I'm currently geeking out about.
Uh, I also have a thing for monsters, I'm usually really nice, and I like doodling but not for you. Bye!