(wow... I have not updated this since I got my trading pass back in 2005)
Hey Gaia: how about fixing the site so we can at least use a freaking apostrophe. It is something of a staple of the english language after all.
Last Login: 10/26/2013 9:40 am
|Shaman man Wrote:|
|Stop ignoring me before I attempt to pretend to attempt to do something drastic!|
|if you fly on tuesdays, asian monkeys might eat your gym shorts and throw them back into your sister's bowl of cereal. if this happens, you MUST not draw faces onto your spoons and introduce them to your socks. if you do, you might get punched in the neck for riding a bike inside|
|*wanders in, wearing rainbow suspenders and large top hat, stroking his huge false moustache* Well, ain't this just a shocking turn of events! Sorry I couldn't have been here to bar ye from departing from this humdinger of a community, but dernit I'm just too slow, it seems. Verily, your desicion to leave us for a spell has brought much strife (with or without gonads) to our little team. HOWEVAH! I realize that your reasons for shuffling off for bigger and better things are valid, and with the re-assurance that you will grace us with your presence anytime soon, I can do naught but wave you from the docks of Isle de Gambino. |
*the walls of the world begin to shake, and we suddendly find ourselves standing upon the Isle, as the whole of FG-4-PG, the Gift Ninjas, and the cast of Batman bid you a solemn fairwell. Your ship, constructed by the Professor from palm leaves and coconuts and manned by Happy Funtime Bob-Omb crew, is christened by the Toast King himself, and thus you set sail across the delicious carbonated sea that is the Internet*
Godspeed, Shankbucket! May the Big Pink Pixie in the sky guide you through your edumacation, and light your way back to our humble abode when all is said and done.
*Mobys 'Porcelain' begins playing in the background, as the setting sun on the horizon suddendly turns into the shining head of Adam West. And as the very foundations of reality continue to crumble around us, only these words are spoken by the new apparation* "Can ya dig it?!
|everytime you heard kyongane said RAWR, tifa went pregnant|
|Sex on T.V. won't hurt you........... well unless you fall off.|
|fallacy angel Wrote:|
|Officer Hot-Pants Wrote:|
|Oh, sure; you COULD go cure cancer, but could you really live your life knowing you missed out on discussions of furry yiffing, cheese graters vs. air-guitars in a battle to the death, and the existential implications of the yoyo? Personally, I don't want to even THINK about such a life."|
this conversion takes place in the sewers between me and a crew mate while we were hunting Gramsters for goo. I know this is kind of long, but I think it's funny. Oh and if you get the "WE EVEN DO THE WEIRD STUFF" reference you are made of awesome.
ChibiAngel86: No gooey stuff yet
sakoyo: same here
ChibiAngel86: GIVE ME YOUR GOOEY STUFF!!!!!!
sakoyo: that's what she said ^__^
ChibiAngel86: GIVE ME YOUR GOO!!!!!!
ChibiAngel86: I want their goo, but they wont give it to me. sad
sakoyo: where's a blender when you need one
ChibiAngel86: Grummy, give me your goo.
ChibiAngel86: I will do "favors" for goo.
ChibiAngel86: Oh Grummies. I will get you all wet.
*uses heavy water balloon*
ChibiAngel86: Do you like that Grummies?
ChibiAngel86: You know you do.
sakoyo: didn't quite die in your arms but close enough
ChibiAngel86: GRUMMIES!!!!!!! <3
ChibiAngel86: My heart burns for you!
ChibiAngel86: As well as my pants
ChibiAngel86: I'm so hot.
ChibiAngel86: *starts to strip*
ChibiAngel86: Come on. You know you wanna goo me up.
sakoyo: lol you are so crazy
ChibiAngel86: At least I'm trying something. razz
ChibiAngel86: Look at my weapon. It's all long and hard for Grummies.
ChibiAngel86: *"pokes" them with her sword*
ChibiAngel86: I love you!
ChibiAngel86: Give me your goo!
sakoyo: they sure got tons of endurance
ChibiAngel86: *rapes a Grummy*
ChibiAngel86: *rape* *rape* *rape* *rape* *rape* *rape* *rape* *rape* *rape* *rape* *rape*
sakoyo: now they've done it
ChibiAngel86: *rape* *rape* *rape* *rape* *rape*
ChibiAngel86: You know you like it.
*uses heavy water balloon again*
ChibiAngel86: I made you all wet.
ChibiAngel86: I WILL RAPE YOU WITH SOMETHING SHARP AND POINTY IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME YOUR GOO!!!!!!!!!!!
ChibiAngel86: Why wont they give us their goo? *cries*
ChibiAngel86: Are we not pretty enough?
ChibiAngel86: *sits in corner and cries*
sakoyo: ::pats head::
ChibiAngel86: GIVE ME YOUR GOO!!!!!
ChibiAngel86: I got nothing again.
*Grummies bites us*
ChibiAngel86: They hit on us an yet we still get nothing
sakoyo: we put in all this work and still nothing
ChibiAngel86: I think this is a one sided relationship
sakoyo: how do you think that makes us feel that we can't get your goo
ChibiAngel86: We get all dressed up for you too.
ChibiAngel86: WE EVEN DO THE WEIRD STUFF
sakoyo: right, all those toys we used
ChibiAngel86: I still feel dirty.
ChibiAngel86: Never clean. Never clean.
ChibiAngel86: Why do you make us hit you?
ChibiAngel86: You know what we want. Why don't you just give it to us?
ChibiAngel86: It's your own fault you know.
ChibiAngel86: You MAKE me hurt you.
ChibiAngel86: Do you think I like hurting you? Do you?
ChibiAngel86: I don't. (Okay maybe a little.)
sakoyo: only a little?
ChibiAngel86: Come on baby. I'm sorry okay?
*hits a Grummy and gets to goo*
ChibiAngel86: You made me hurt you again.
ChibiAngel86: I try to be nice and you bite me.
ChibiAngel86: I CAN'T DO THIS ANY MORE!
ChibiAngel86: *tries to kill herself*
sakoyo: ::runs off to collect her stuff::
|Rogue Spector Wrote:|
|In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap, |
and much more difficult to find...
|I mean, here in M&R we have kind of a schizophrenia on the subject. We either have 'My faith tells me homos r bad' or we have Eteponge.|
|Blitz Sky Wrote:|
|In a way, staring into a computer screen is like staring into an eclipse..... |
....It's brilliant and you don't realize the damage until its too late.” o.o
|Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.|
|Phoenix Scarlett Wrote:|
|Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.|
|Love-Struck Llama Wrote:|
|If there is anything more important than my ego I want it hunt down and shot.|
|low calorie Wrote:|
|Even though I haven't seen you in years|
Yours is a funeral I'd fly to from anywhere."
|Think about it, whales, gigantic air breathing creatures with brains similar in complexity to ours. If they got together and started creating some type of community, a civilization of whales so to say; they could just as easily adapt to land and water. Gigantic ******** whales! They'd have laserbeams strapped to their fins; and they'd crush stuff and eat our krill >|
You can make boobs out of origami.
|Wizards 4 Sparkling fairies..Oh I mean.." Vampires"..|
|Not As Irish As I Pretend Wrote:|
|Air Guitar Solo!|
Rin-di-diddly, din-di-diddly, din-di-diddly, din-di-diddly, din-di-diddly, din-di-diddly, din-di-diddly, diddly-diddly!
|Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them|
|8% of Gaians have '92% vs. 8%' quotes in their sigs. Put this in your sig if you are one of the 92% that thinks they're idiots.|
|I remembered what I thought I forgot...and there it goes again...|
|Phobos Star Wrote:|
|All I've ever wanted... is to have a good time. And to annoy Batman, whenever possible, of course. And to one day murder Batman and defile his carcass sexually. And a pony.|
|Officer Hot-Pants Wrote:|
>.> You win this round. For Now.
Your word: steadfast
|I Ceymore Ratz Wrote:|
The Golden years are here at last.
I cannot see, I cannot pee.
I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks.
No sense of smell, I look like hell.
The Golden years have come at last.
The Golden years can kiss my a**.
|battosai matt Wrote:|
|You need to be logical about this.There are 15 doors, 4 monsters ,3 plains of existence ,and 1 castle. The sum of these numbers is 23. The number 23 is a movie starring Jim Carrey and has an 8% rateing on rotten tomatos.com. The most popular brand of tomato ketchup is Heinz 57. 57 divided by 23 is approximately 2 and a half. 2 and a half men is sitcom staring Charlie Sheen. So therefore I am right.|
|Looks like a problem only a tranny gigolo sea nurse can solve!|
I claimed I was trying out the new toilet paper app on my phone: the iPood.
T'was fun ranting, but I oughta go do my algebra homework now.
Maybe the Wabbajack is the Book of Knowledge. Maybe I'm smarter because I know cats can be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be thats can be thises. And that doors can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be spores can be yours can be mine. I must be smart, for the interconnective system is very clear to me. Then why, or wherefore do people keep calling me mad?
Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.