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My name's Lauren.
Or, if you want to get specific,
I am TEH LAURENATOR.
I think in bad Spanglish.
I'm a big-city Southern California girl;
from Santa Monica. ;]
I’ve just moved to North Carolina last year,
I don’t really like it...
There's nothing to do here.
It sucks. Makes me want to drown some goldfish, even.
Alec is my nubcake boyfriend. :]
I can't describe how he makes me feel...
We're so far away from each other, but being with him feels so right.
He always wants to talk to me, and never makes up dumb excuses to stay away.
I feel comfortable talking to him.
He's so funny, too. He can always make me smile. :]
We joke around a lot. "shut the ******** up b***h before i beat the s**t out of you," "shut up you ******** whore, I don't wanna hear your s**t." xD
We've never had a REAL fight, we get along really well. ;]
"You know I can never sleep, and when I'm laying there trying to fall asleep, all I think about is me and you. I just lay there and think how nice it will be for me to lay down next to you, knowing in the morning when I wake I'll see the most beautiful girl. You're all I ever think about baby. I just want you and to be with you always."
Yeah, we met on an online game (World of Warcraft),
and I may be young, and I know I don't know much,
but I'm quite positive that he's the One.
09/15/08, I love you Alec. :] <3
I'm 18 years young, I've got my whole life ahead of me and no idea what I'm doing with it.
I'm about 5'4", and I wish I were a little taller. My eyes are blue, with a tiny brown speck in my right eye. I suffer from chronic procrastination. I love my guitar. Sometimes I think I have ADD. I hate silence to the point where I talk or sing to myself when I'm alone, even though I'm an awful singer. I have a house, a bed, and pants. I used an index card with formulas written on it to cheat my way through geometry in sophomore year. If my arm was a giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I would eat it. I'm pretty random. I'm a bad liar. I bring the same boring lunch every day to school. I'm my daddy's little girl. I play video games. I love pokémon. I have wonderful friends. I have a birthmark on my right leg, and another on my left thigh, and a freckle by my lip like Marilyn Monroe only not really. I usually wish I was somewhere else, usually California. I met Henry Winkler in Petco once; Ehhhh! I like drawing on whiteboards. My emotions usually get the best of me. I'm addicted to texting. I'm aware that I'm more fortunate than many, so I feel guilty because I want much more. I'm really gullible. I like to pretend I'm gangsta, but I also like to talk like the crazy old asian lady in Kung-Fu Hustle. I believe there's good in everybody. Kool-Aid and sodas are a major part of my diet, and anything sugary is a staple-food. Teleporting would be the greatest super power in the world. I would drench myself in radioactive waste or surround myself with radioactive spiders if I thought that it would give me super powers. I care about what you think of me; my self-confidence is pretty close to the floor. I could write a book on creepy encounters with homeless people, or just creepy people in general. Sometimes, I think about how cool it would be if I were like 007 or Austin Powers –– the spy part, not getting hawt chicks (although, if I was into that, that'd be pretty cool too). I don't get much sleep, ever. I like people really easily, it's hard for me to hate people. I love fuzzy animals, especially doggies. I hate milk, unless it's chocolate milk. I like to draw. Cute things make my heart EXPLODE, like, BOOM. Sometimes, I laugh hysterically for absolutely no reason; I'm very easily amused. I enjoy making awkward sexual references. I'm really not vain, but I like to take tons of pictures of myself. Music is one of those things that completes my life.
I am an aspiring guitarist. :]
I will be in a band one day and it'll be a huge adventure.
My Fender Stratocaster is my baby. <3
Touch it without my permission, you die.
You even LOOK at it funny,
and I'll drown you like I have done to so many goldfish before you.
And believe me, if I can drown goldfish,
YOU certainly wont be a problem. D<
'Cause we don't that here. It's not allowed.
So you best not be doing it. Just, no.
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What's up laWren LOL
nice avatar^^and i like ur hair too