Something fishy
These are my favorite fish related jokes and puns, feel free to PM me with yours and I will add them.
Why are there no musical under sea creatures? Because you can't tuna fish.
I like fish jokes just for the halibut.
Musical fish play scales.
What did one fish say to the other? "I think we'll get along swimmingly."
When a cat looks at the fish in an aquarium, he says:"Hello Breakfast."
"I lobster and then I flounder and we drove off in my carp."
An oyster goes into a bar and wants to buy a drink. The bartender says, "That'll be two clams."
A fisherman is reaching into the tank for a crab, the crab latches onto his hand with his claw and the fisherman says, "Help, I'm in a real pinch."
Why are there no musical under sea creatures? Because you can't tuna fish.
I like fish jokes just for the halibut.
Musical fish play scales.
What did one fish say to the other? "I think we'll get along swimmingly."
When a cat looks at the fish in an aquarium, he says:"Hello Breakfast."
"I lobster and then I flounder and we drove off in my carp."
An oyster goes into a bar and wants to buy a drink. The bartender says, "That'll be two clams."
A fisherman is reaching into the tank for a crab, the crab latches onto his hand with his claw and the fisherman says, "Help, I'm in a real pinch."
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