Hey the one in the red is my cuz KC and dracula over here is my sister
Hey the one in the red is my cuz KC and dracula over here is my sister
Wait I know your name its erik
I am not ******** dracula b***h
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Agh. Emo people. Who understands them? You? I certainly don't. And you emo people reading this - don't whine. I'll explain why later, but don't say that you don't whine. Because you probably do. Most emo people do.
My first question is why? What makes life so bad that you do this in the first place? Do your parents abuse you or not give you attention? Or is everyone else doing it? Whichever, emo is stupid. Half the emo people I've met don't even have the guts to cut themselves or even (shudder) write poetry. And I'm glad. Because they're not ENTIRELY stupid.
Next question. Why black? I know, you wear other colors, but damn. All of the black. And the haircuts that cover your face. What do you have to hide? NOTHING. You are just everyday, ordinary people. And I bet a good portion of the population is uglier than you. The piercings don't help though, and now I think I've answered the previous question. You have to hide the piercings. The nose, ear, ear, ear, eyebrow, lip, ear, ear, naval, tongue, and ear piercings. GOD DAMN. What is it with the piercings? Why tight clothes? WHY EVERYTHING?!
NEXT. I understand that you want to express yourselves. But don't be so damn SAD about it. JESUS. The black paintings with the blood painted on. The poetry saying how much you want to die and get it over with. That's the reason so many emo people are pussies. The ones who really mean it have already done it. And broken hearts? OH WAH. I'll sob my eyes out for you! Or I would, if every person in HISTORY had not already had a broken heart. So your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you. GET OVER IT. It's been done before.
An emo person has no real mental issues (besides the obvious ones). You are NO DIFFERENT MENTALLY than ANYONE ELSE. We are all crazy in our own way. You just think yours is way worse. Oh sure, eating disorders, but that's just dumb. How do you find it hard to eat? IT'S EASY. Food on fork. Fork in mouth. Chew, swallow. Repeat. GET OVER IT. You aren't fat! In fact, half of the anorexic people out there DIE because they probably can't move their legs. Maybe it's to help you fit into your skintight clothes. I don't WANT to see a perfect outline of your a**. In fact, I don't want to see a perfect outline of your body at ALL.
And what's this? Goth was here before you. And punk before that. Dust in the wind for sure, because your fad will be gone in another 2-3 years. 4 or 5 if you're lucky. ("But we're not!" cried the little emo people.)
I'm up to the whining now. Why do you incessantly WHINE? It seems that you all just complain. Oh, my life is so bad! Stop the war! Life is hell! BULLSHIT. BULL-F@#&ING-s**t. You think your life is bad? Move to South Frickin' Africa. There are people there who would gladly sell the shirts off of their backs for a gourmet meal and an education. I'm sure they would like those bone-tight clothes of yours. At least they're clean. You complain as you sit in your AC, listening to your iPhone, texting your other emo friends about your latest poem of how you can't get your hair to do that flippy thing your favorite pretty(ugly)face music artist's does. And the people in Africa, or the Middle East, or Asia sit there quietly and STARVE. As you refuse food so you can look skinny. You people scare me.
Now, if there are any discrepancies, it is merely hyperbole. If this offended you, keep it to yourself. If you don't keep it to yourself, you will be told to SHUT UP. Have a nice day.
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