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'Ello, my name is Kiita. Okay, that's sorta kind of really a lie. Kiita is my name of nick, you see it tis short for Lakiita....which ish totally me! Well anyway....Konnichiwa! Like I have said my name is Lakiita, but I'll tell you something youz dun yet know. You see Kiita ish a puppy! *giggles* I haves a reeeeally bwig family and they are all incestive inbreeds. But then agian, that just makes things more fun. My otou-san is a man-whore; no one really knows how many children he has. This, of course, distresses my step Okaa-san, but no one really cares about her. Lol, um my siblings? Oi! Too many tooz count. But I love them all, especially my nii-sans *giggles*. I love all my nii-sans veeery much. Kiita is not in a very shary mood now, so this iz all I tell you. *giggles* Okay lady, bye bye!
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.ll. Questions .ll.
- "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
- Who is life, and why is he giving out so many lemons?
- Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
- Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
- Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
- Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
- If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
- Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
- Can someone give up lent for lent?
- Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?
- When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
- If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
- Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
- Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies.
- If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
- Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
- If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
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llvll - .0. I ♥ Ishi! .0. - llvll
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