Once upon a time, in a land far away, lived a pony. The pony was often bullied, and was given nicknames that he did not desire, such as 'Ugly Derp Face', or 'Sissyly Gay Pony Sissy Thing', due to the way his eyes were able to imitate a chameleon's. He was a sad, sad pony, and his sadness grew, turning into anger. And as the seeds of anger welled up inside of him, he was reborn.
He threw away his old name, and made himself anew. His name? NO OWL.