Hello there! I'm the one and only, so thank your divine figure of choice, Nishido, founder of the Zombie Extermination and Gardens Maintenane Service for Hire. We do a bit of both, and everything with the same tool box.
I'm an amateur science-fiction writer, a furry, a 98% honest person and a big time pervert. Shameless and sincerity are separated by a very thin line; almost as thin as a g-string. You can quote me, if you know what I'm trying to say.
I'm a venezuelan man. Hablo Español, and understand pretty well the English because of an alien chip I got inserted over my right eyebrow when I was two. Eventually we got to five, but I ate the other four. And yes, I'm in a way a bit insane. So genius have to be.
lol I don't think they care. They might have cared a little when I order the Cook Book online a couple years back. But who knows. XP It was a very water down version. I was a little sad.
If you want to rule the planet or what not, seeing my profile won't help you get there. I am a mere nobody.
I am glad you are well. Yikes! I hope you are able to fix the keyboard for her. How long will you be staying there?
Why thank you. But now I am curious what one could motivate you to bother yourself with coming all the way on to my profile to make a comment. I might have to change it back if you like it so. At least for a little while.
How are you doing? How is everything going?
I am still.. surprised people are speaking with me...
Just for disclosure, zombies WERE people; and they don't ask you if you want to be like them, they just seek to either change you or destroy you,
consume you for their own selfish needs. I do not seek to destroy the mindless ones out of hate, but as a necessity of self defence.
And F.Y.I., I am known to be friendly with the self-aware undead; by instance I'm fully supportive of that little one dude from "In the flesh", who's also gay, so there's that;
and I have been known to admit I believe the other little one, the girl from "iZombie" is a real cuttie, despite of being aware of the necrophiliac implications.
Hey, I'm only human, and she has a real cute butt; plus she played Tinkerbell once, and I do like me some Tinkerbell; but I digress...
In conclusion, zombies are not a race, I am not a racist (though if I see you carrying a rifle to pick up your daughter at the airport I'm calling you a cracker),
and I seriously, seriously, seriously need to stop thinking of that girl on her pyjama shorts. Or maybe not, who knows? emotion_dealwithit
Everyone visiting this profile should know that it's owner is a hate-monger. He attempts to trample on the basic human rights of an entire people for being the wrong race. This includes the right to live without being prosecuted unjustly and the right to go where they want, freely. He talks about how he has the knowledge and skills to keep zombies at bay, but what if they don't want to be at bay? Segregation and confined living should be a thing of the past, just like this person's racism. HE'S RACIST.
The most probable causes of human extinction are intelligence and irresponsibility. I think those two factors are pretty high up there. I doubt we'll make it the 1.6 billion years it'll take for the sun to increase in size and luminosity by 40% so that all life on earth dies from everything being cooked off of the planet lol
Long live the Optimal Zombie Extermination Service!
We won't try to cure them with love, but with lead.
Click the logo to join my guild!
You currently have zero playlists!
Add to Friends
Hey, you know what's the best part of not being possessed by a demonic sword?