Hello there! I'm the one and only, so thank your divine figure of choice, Nishido, founder of the Zombie Extermination and Gardens Maintenane Service for Hire. We do a bit of both, and everything with the same tool box.
I'm an amateur science-fiction writer, a furry, a 98% honest person and a big time pervert. Shameless and sincerity are separated by a very thin line; almost as thin as a g-string. You can quote me, if you know what I'm trying to say.
I'm a venezuelan man. Hablo Español, and understand pretty well the English because of an alien chip I got inserted over my right eyebrow when I was two. Eventually we got to five, but I ate the other four. And yes, I'm in a way a bit insane. So genius have to be.
The most probable causes of human extinction are intelligence and irresponsibility. I think those two factors are pretty high up there. I doubt we'll make it the 1.6 billion years it'll take for the sun to increase in size and luminosity by 40% so that all life on earth dies from everything being cooked off of the planet lol
Holy s**t, yeaaahhh that stuff doesn't happen here in the US haha
Maybe like a mom a dad and a kid? India has the craziest s**t I've ever seen, though. Four kids, a mom, the dad, three chickens, and a dog on one damn moped lol
I have no idea how they don't die. No clue. emotion_0A0
You're very welcome! emotion_kirakira It's nice to see some folks that are a little appreciative! I didn't donate for YEARS after, back in like 2009, I donated like 200k to some chick for her dream avi ( at the time, this was an impossible amount of gold, of course), and she didn't even thank me.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN THANK ME
She just accepted the request, and then... bloop. Nothing.
I was so discouraged. I was like nope. This is why we can't have nice things talk2hand
I'm glad to have actually helped someone out who deserved it!
Well, you know it's always lovely to hear from you.
"You didn't say "please", but you look way too cute with that hair colour; so... [Sexing in process; starting subroutine /Bow-chica-wow-wow; all parameters set in gentle; subroutine foreplay successful; all systems are go; begging sexing; motion increase 60%; pleasure meter indicates level: red; emergency slowdown in action; emergency subroutine think of baseball: successful; continue with main process; subject Okami shows signals of favourable response; alert! segregate endorphins to counter pain from nail sticking; alert! all systems alert! Imminent climax! emergency subroutine think of baseball: fail; emergency subroutine think of something really horrible: fail; starting emergency subroutine never say die: success; five more minutes added to stamina; increasing motion 100%; imminent climax: unstoppable; climax reached; personal satisfaction: achieved; subroutine don't be a selfish lover initiated; begging consult about performance, formulate key question to subject Okami] Was it good for you, my dear? ;D"
Long live the Optimal Zombie Extermination Service!
We won't try to cure them with love, but with lead.
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