Hello there! I'm the one and only, so thank your divine figure of choice, Nishido, founder of the Zombie Extermination and Gardens Maintenane Service for Hire. We do a bit of both, and everything with the same tool box.
I'm an amateur science-fiction writer, a furry, a 98% honest person and a big time pervert. Shameless and sincerity are separated by a very thin line; almost as thin as a g-string. You can quote me, if you know what I'm trying to say.
I'm a venezuelan man. Hablo EspaĂ±ol, and understand pretty well the English because of an alien chip I got inserted over my right eyebrow when I was two. Eventually we got to five, but I ate the other four. And yes, I'm in a way a bit insane. So genius have to be.
Well, you know it's always lovely to hear from you.
"You didn't say "please", but you look way too cute with that hair colour; so... [Sexing in process; starting subroutine /Bow-chica-wow-wow; all parameters set in gentle; subroutine foreplay successful; all systems are go; begging sexing; motion increase 60%; pleasure meter indicates level: red; emergency slowdown in action; emergency subroutine think of baseball: successful; continue with main process; subject Okami shows signals of favourable response; alert! segregate endorphins to counter pain from nail sticking; alert! all systems alert! Imminent climax! emergency subroutine think of baseball: fail; emergency subroutine think of something really horrible: fail; starting emergency subroutine never say die: success; five more minutes added to stamina; increasing motion 100%; imminent climax: unstoppable; climax reached; personal satisfaction: achieved; subroutine don't be a selfish lover initiated; begging consult about performance, formulate key question to subject Okami] Was it good for you, my dear? ;D"
Actually I'm medicated now, just haven't updated my profile in well over a year.
Funny thing is, I'm a medicated paranoid schizophrenic who has been forcibly admitted and I've purchased a gun. It's kind of scary that there are people like me running around, all because guns are so unregulated.
And thanks for posting in my masculine item thread. 3nodding