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MONTH ONE: Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullabyMONTH TWO: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here.MONTH THREE: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.MONTH FOUR: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it, too.MONTH FIVE: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy... your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?MONTH SIX: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!MONTH SEVEN: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy?EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped.....Two more eyes that will never see. ........Two more hands that will never touch........ Two more legs that will never run............One more mouth that will never speak..... That was really sad to me, I am against abortion.
When a guy says your HOT
he's looking at ur body
When a guy says your PRETTY
he's looking at ur face
When a guy says ur BEAUTIFUL
he's looking at your heart
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - 'WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!!"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME,PICK ME!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here.
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!!
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