Revel in my Awesomeness!!
Favourite Poem: Pumpkinhead
Pumpkinhead: Keep away from Pumpkinhead,Unless you're tired of living, His enemies are mostly dead, He's mean and unforgiving, Laugh at him and you're undone, But in some dreadful fashion, Vengeance, he considers fun, And plans it with a passion, Time will not erase or blot, A plot that he has brewing, It's when you think that he's forgot, He'll conjure your undoing, Bolted doors and windows barred, Guard dogs prowling in the yard, Won't protect you in your bed, Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead.
Favourite VideoGame Interraction
CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY
Gregg(through megaphone)-CONKER. CONKER. CONKER! YES YOU BOY. YOU'RE DEAD. YOU ARE DEAD. DEAD AS A DODO. DEADER THAN A---I can't be arsed with this bloody ridiculous contraption! Whose Idea was this anyway?! Right, Hello, My Name's Gregg, the Grim Reaper...and don't laugh!!
Conker- Aren't you a little Short to be a Grim Reaper?
Gregg- Well How amny Grim Reapers have you met before, mate?! What am I supposed to look like?
Conker- Yeh, that's a Good Point, and well made.
Gregg- Now Let's see. Ah, yes, Conker. Surname?
Conker- The Squirrel.
Gregg- The Squirrel. The-- Oh bloody Hell, you would have to be a sodding squirrel, Wouldn't you?
Conker- Why? Is tere a problem with that?
Gregg- Well, yes there is actually. It's like those Bloody cats, such a pain in the arse. You're one of these Special cases.
Conker- Oh really?
Gregg- Yes. Apparently, according to the powers that be. I'm just doing my job, i do what I'm told. i dont even get paid very much. Apparently squirrels can have as many lives as they think they can get away with.
Conker- Oh I see. So i'm Not dead?
Gregg- You're dead. But Not quite.
Conker- Alright, well I'll be off then.
Gregg- Just you wait! Smart Arse! You don't get out of it that easily. Now the thing is you may not be dead, but that doesn't mean you can't die. You just have a few more, shall we say....chances, nnnyess. Like Cats, I hate those things. Right, distributed around your little world are these tail things, Squirrels' tails. If you can get them I'll give you an extra chance, Understand?
Conker- Uhhhm well, Sounds a bit strange, But ok.
Gregg- Strange?! It's Best bloody deal you're going to get, you little p***k. Right, that's it, Piss off. I've got some cats to see. Bloody things. I hate those bloody cats, the way they Meow and piss everywhere and their s**t smells bloody awful...