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Harvey_Kinkle Report | 04/22/2017 1:06 am
Harvey_Kinkle
Heeheee sounds like you're having fun doing the event stuff. Thanks but no thanks for your kind offer of Diedrich guard items.
Harvey_Kinkle Report | 04/20/2017 7:09 pm
Harvey_Kinkle
There's an option to be Prez Diedrich's guard? Do tell. How does that work?
Harvey_Kinkle Report | 04/17/2017 5:06 pm
Harvey_Kinkle
Thanks for the event ending date. Sad to tell, I don't like any of the items. I'm sure I'll get some of them from the dumpster in the coming days and weeks. Glad you're having fun in zOMG.
Harvey_Kinkle Report | 04/17/2017 11:25 am
Harvey_Kinkle
Not going out of my way to collect eggs-that-look-like-blobs. They sometimes show up on the landing pages and I click them sometimes. Do you know when the event ends? What do you think of the items?
Harvey_Kinkle Report | 04/17/2017 7:31 am
Harvey_Kinkle
Happy Prez Diedrich's birthday back atcha buddy emotion_brofist And aren't we fortunate to have such a wise and handsome representative here in Gaialand mrgreen
Lumbee Wolf Lady Report | 04/07/2017 5:33 pm
 Lumbee Wolf Lady
good point nothing is cuter than a zombie elf right? xd
Lumbee Wolf Lady Report | 04/07/2017 3:27 pm
 Lumbee Wolf Lady
long time no chat and you look so cute as a chibi
Lumbee Wolf Lady Report | 04/07/2017 3:16 pm
 Lumbee Wolf Lady
Hey Nido smile
Horace The Elf Report | 02/12/2017 12:57 pm
Horace The Elf
Where did you find those? yum_coldone yum_hotdog
Hikasi Report | 12/22/2016 9:44 pm
Hikasi
Thanks for stopping by! smile

Nice profile!

 

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Name: Nidorous
Race: X-mas Elf
Status: Undead
Bio:

Nidorous, a former elf employed by Santa who met with an untimely demise when Santa was gifted a new MP3 player for the holidays and failed to assist the elf in distress.

The distressed elf was lounging on the pile of toys in the back and when Santa took off, the elf was blown off the back of the sleigh after shouting many unpleasant words in the man's general direction and clinging for life.

Ended up crashing through a barn roof and was planted in a heaping soft warm pile, that belonged to the rather large cow that was spooked by his entrance and was promptly trampled.

After being buried later near some nuclear waste, the elf is back in business, only this time out for revenge on the 'Fat Man', working under Pesty's direction. ( More or less. )

Facts: Will eat nearly anything that catches his eye. Has a tendency to lick, chew and drool on things. Small animals, children and even fellow elves have all suffered either minor or grievous injuries in various incidents due to new compulsions. Your drink is not safe around this elf.

The maggots in his brain help keep it functioning to some degree, though is constantly attempting to pick them out and flick them at people.

Has a loathing of toy trains, dolls, doll houses and reindeer.

The only known distractions seem to be offerings of cheesecake and eggnog.

Warning: Do not engage if happened upon. Back away slowly and quietly. Should you be face to face with the creature, the best course of action is to sacrifice a small child if there is no cheesecake or eggnog present.

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Since my signature couldn't stand the cheer any longer, I'll post it here:

TY Anon for the: Moonshine, Caretaker Tia, Bloody Bunny Slippers, Christmas Stocking

Blackgry: TY for the keg. washu_2004: TY for the Dreamscape, "Casual Poster" : TY for the Cupcake, Remy LeBeau 1982: TY for the pipe, Horace the elf: TY for the keg.






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