~unwraps a new lollipop and hands it to Nid~
I had the week-end off, but I will work the next two week-ends...switched with someone for their birthday. I usually work every other week-end.
It's been really hot here, too.Where do you work?
Actually they moved Shinra to the North Crater...not sure about the beard and toys. Mako does some odd things to people though.
~tucks Mog under my coat~ Maybe if you're very naughty good this year, President Rufus um...Santa will bring you your own moogle.
Nidorous, a former elf employed by Santa who met with an untimely demise when Santa was gifted a new MP3 player for the holidays and failed to assist the elf in distress.
The distressed elf was lounging on the pile of toys in the back and when Santa took off, the elf was blown off the back of the sleigh after shouting many unpleasant words in the man's general direction and clinging for life.
Ended up crashing through a barn roof and was planted in a heaping soft warm pile, that belonged to the rather large cow that was spooked by his entrance and was promptly trampled.
After being buried later near some nuclear waste, the elf is back in business, only this time out for revenge on the 'Fat Man', working under Pesty's direction. ( More or less. )
Facts: Will eat nearly anything that catches his eye. Has a tendency to lick, chew and drool on things. Small animals, children and even fellow elves have all suffered either minor or grievous injuries in various incidents due to new compulsions. Your drink is not safe around this elf.
The maggots in his brain help keep it functioning to some degree, though is constantly attempting to pick them out and flick them at people.
Has a loathing of toy trains, dolls, doll houses and reindeer.
The only known distractions seem to be offerings of cheesecake and eggnog.
Warning: Do not engage if happened upon. Back away slowly and quietly. Should you be face to face with the creature, the best course of action is to sacrifice a small child if there is no cheesecake or eggnog present.
Since my signature couldn't stand the cheer any longer, I'll post it here:
TY Anon for the: Moonshine, Caretaker Tia, Bloody Bunny Slippers, Christmas Stocking
Blackgry: TY for the keg. washu_2004: TY for the Dreamscape, "Casual Poster" : TY for the Cupcake, Remy LeBeau 1982: TY for the pipe, Horace the elf: TY for the keg.
Coded in chrome. For those of you with a small monitor, like myself, sorry that some items tend to scroll out of place. Not much can be done about that. For those of you with a bigger monitor that doesn't scroll; I envy you.