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_Juicy DetailsMy name is Rob. Hey, how's it goin'? Good? Always nice to hear. How's your mother doing? Did she have that thing removed? Is that so... Well, alright, I better get going. It was nice talking to you. Maybe we'll see each other around, yeah?
I am, in fact, a male, and just below the next line is the sexiest picture ever taken of me.
EVAH.
eek And below
this next line is the sexiest picture ever taken of...
...my hair!
Why!?
gonk An~d let's put one more photo down here as well, but this time...
It's of my shirt!!
gonk ...
Meh.
neutral Choreographed dance numbers make my world go 'round. Therefore, musicals are generally about 4 kinds of awesome just because they're musicals.
I do that thing... Oh, what's it called? Um... Oh yeah!
I "draw" and, sometimes, I "color."
smile It's tons of fun on a bun. ;D
I'm lame. Incredibly lame. Trust me on this.
I was actually born on that date.
*points to "Birthday" on your left*
I'll let you do the math.
I prefer manga to anime 'cuz...
I dunno. I'm a loser?
neutral Domo-kun is invading.
I like a lot of music.
Quote-tastic
"Sex can wait! Masturbate!"
~Spartans Greg & Ariana
"Auxilium meum a Domino!"
~Megadeth
"That song gave me cancer."
~Adeel
"I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy."
~Patches O'Houlihan
"Technically, tomatoes are fags."
~Mr. Takahito
"I will cure cancer... WITH VIOLENCE!! O:"
~littlemisscarpetsamples
"Twelve hours of sweaty, hot, man sex later."
~Narrator
"If you are what you eat, I could be YOU by morning."
~Mandy
"Could not validate pagination information for this topic."
~Gaia Database Error
"What name were you given at birth, stupid white man?"
~Nobody
"I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania."
~Dr. Frank-N-Furter
"Don't take this the wrong way... But I must jump out the window now."
~Chuy (Autumn)
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
~Inigo Montoya
"True love doesn't have a happy ending: True love doesn't have an ending."
~Anonymous
"Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
~Elizabeth Browning
"A fool in love makes no sense to me. I only think you are a fool if you do not love."
~Anonymous
"Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black part!"
~Michael J. Caboose
"Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time."
~Anonymous
"That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the ******** up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence."
~Mia Wallace
"Just because a man wants to have sex with you doesn't make you sexy. My brothers will hump a couch if the cushions are fluffy enough."
~Tammy Pescatelli
"Yeah... You're adorable. You've INSPIRED me. I'm gonna paint an adorable little bunny rabbit on the wall right now. With your adorable blood."
~Dr. McNinja
"God counts every woman's tears.
The woman came out of man's rib.
Not from his feet to be walked on.
Not from his head to be superior.
But from the side to be equal,
Under the arm to be protected,
And next to the heart to be loved."
~limewired
All art in this profile was made by and belongs to me.
But feel free to use any of it, just ask first.(With exceptions for what others post in the comments and the stuff owned by Gaia, of course.)
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