About Moi

Name: Maîtresse Cat

Age: 20

Occupation: Art Student / Part-time Dog Whisperer

Political Views: I eat Conservatives for breakfast.

Religious Views: Keep it in the church

Loves: Open-mindedness, anything tea-flavored, bright happy green things, pretty Asian men, anime with vampires and nazis fighting to the death, cross-dressers, and PUPPIES!

Hates: Close-mindedness, anything cheese-flavored, icky nasty yellow things, skinny white hoes, anime based on Mary-Sues, vanilla people, and people who like cats more then dogs.

Quotes to Live By: "I am an excitable person who only understands life lyrically, musically, in whom feelings are much stronger as reason. I am so thirsty for the marvelous that only the marvelous has power over me. Anything I cannot transform into something marvelous, I let go. Reality doesn't impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls."

Anaïs Nin

1903-1977

About Me: My take on life is called dark by some and realistic by others. I can a quite the b***h when I want to be but most of the time it is in good humor. My personality is a bit of mind f*ck. I can be your best friend and your arch nemesis. The love of your life and the one that makes you cry. But that is what makes me fun! As far as appearances go one might say I'm a BBW rocking DDs. Big girl haters need not apply and can kindly go shoot themselves in the face. I'd say I'm just your average girl...but I'm not. I am freak. Hear me roar.