This persona is intended for comedic holiday flavor and is an NPC for events in the Awesome Mature Gaians guild.

Please don't be offended by anything he says;
I promise, it's supposed to be a joke.

Also, he is a jerk. Yes, I said it.

I sincerely doubt you have anything to say that is worth distracting me from the pursuit of earning gold.
If you have anything truly urgent to say, you may send me a message and I'll read it when I have got time.

If you are reading this panel, you obviously have no idea whose page you have stumbled upon. Humbug, I say!