Score!!! I get an extra text balloon *starts dancing*
riiiigggghhhht,like men ever really had any control in the first place ^ -^
Tacos always make me sooooo Gassy
cans i has a huggles? ; ^;
Moo . . . *translation* geez louise,peppa cheese
The earth is mine once again!
THIS IS GOD,AND I SUPPORT THIS PROFILE
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MY CHILD
I broke the scanner on porpise :'D
Dear Die-ary.Mood: Apathetic.My life is spiraling downward.I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert.It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like “Stab My Heart Because I Love You” and “Rip Apart My Soul” and of course “Stabby Rip Stab Stab” And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either…Like that guy from that band can do...Some days, ya know...my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.My parents don’t get me ya know.They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy… Well, a couple guys. But, I mean it’s the 2000’s. Can’t 2…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay?I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways.I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me. You’re my best friend.I feel like tacos
yaay,imma milk you Mr.Cow . . . . wait you'r not a cow,where'd the cow go!?
Soooo . . . Are you a girl nao?
Pssst,i'm really a guy lulz ;D
*noms karots* yummy nummy <3
Ha hah no . . . I wish :3 I'm just a cross dresser who likes to take it up the butt every day :3
*If you can't convince them, confuse them
*Don't worry; I forgot your name too.
*I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
*I'm not myself today; maybe I'm you.
*I am at two with nature.
*I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
*There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.
*If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
*I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.
*I can't promise that I'll try. But I'll try to try.
*I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
*Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.
*Normal people worry me.
*I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.