Hello you! My name is Jon and if you didn't know this is my page (If you didn't then I deem you an idiot and you may leave)
My life is a fairly exciting story with many awesome events. But unless you are or become my friend then its none of your darn buisness. As compensation for possibly not knowing anything about me. I will show you random funny things Ive said or heard.
Ha! You think mere loss of life can kill me?
Face is a relative term.
And by yes...I mean no
*wanders into forest* Hmmm... I sure hope noone wants my soul...
If I wanted a soul, Id just be like everyone else and buy it on ebay
Jesus pwns n00bs.
the first date is like putting a pipe bomb in the dryer. You might not always see what's happening, but you will definitely know if something goes wrong.
Because space isn't gooing to waste itself
What If the Hokie pokie really is what its all about?
The main problem with society today is that there are too many stupid people. I propose that we remove the safety labels from everything and let the problem fix itself.
I was pissed for awhile but I decided to deal with the anger in a healthy way. Just bottle it up deep inside and it goes away :3
Peter: OMG Brian! There's a message in my Alphabits! It says OOOOO
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios
Let me some up all Jewish holidays: We being attacked, we won, let's eat
I swear to drunk Im not God.
i swear officer there is no blood in my alcohol
Cop: Can you tell me what 1+1 equals
Guy: Im sorry officer, You see I never passed English
Jesus saves, all the rest take damage.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i like stalked this girl sorta like once she asked me for a ride home from work and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen
<Pahalial> "ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
<kionix> wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, ********.
<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
if my calculations are correct SLINKY ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK d**k
<andycode> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an a*****e -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
(Ill be adding more later)
Who are you: Jon
Any nicknames: Not really, unless you count aliases
Birthday: September 13, 1988 (year of the dragon)
Future: Geology, Geophysics