-to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer-
Carl the Scary Shop Elk,
Had some very creepy eyes.
And if you ever saw them,
You would want to cower and hide!
All the good little Gaians,
Avoid his shop like the plague.
In fear of making him angry,
And him chewing off their legs!
Then one cheer winter day,
Some carolers came to sing.
He seemed to be unfazed by them,
And they managed to escape with every limb!
Still all the Gaians fear him,
Because he is rather shifty.
Carl the Scary Shop Elk,
Please do not eat me!
I do simple and cheap art! Here are my samples only 20k!
I don't accept random friend requests. If you want to be my friend, talk to me first.
I donate randomly. But don't come to me, I'll find you
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Love your avatar.
Your avi is very cute in a futuristic way.
That type of thing needs to be shared.
Phallic rocks cannot be ignored.