To save me from useless PMs, read
I am an adult woman in an adult relationship... but I have the heart, soul and attention span of a 13 year old boy.
PET-PEEVES, AKA PSYCHOTIC HATEREDS
Extreme feminists. Either no-sex-Sarkeesians or Slutwalkers, I ******** hate them both. Equality, great. Women's supremacy, not so much.
Social Justice warriors. Thanks for making gender identity and sexuality a matter of joke.
Just in case you ever want to make me really rage.
ABOUT THIS PAGE
Layout made by me and the relevant picture was drawn by me. No I don't want to make you a Profile.
OMG DON'T STEAL!
Actually, I don't give a ********. You see something I've done that you like? Use it however you wish as long as you share alike, give credit and don't profit. As in, if someone asks, say it's mine ( link to here or my tumblr ), let others use it like I let you use it and don't get money off it.
HOW CAN YOU LET PEOPLE DO THAT OMG
Because I'm ******** awesome and cooler than others. And because I seriously can't be bothered to scream "OMG ART THEIF" every time some kid who doesn't know better posts a random pic in DA or whatever. I have far more interesting things to do, like counting the hairs on my chin.
Also because I believe in free spreading of ideas and media.
ABOUT AVATAR ART
I can consider drawing a pic of your avatar if you fill the following requirements:
A: I will only have to draw your character.
B: You ask me in your best possible english ( I won't even bother answering "darw me plzzzz????" mails )
C: You aren't in a hurry.
D: I will draw you character as a bust/head and I may or may not leave out some clutter items.
E: You pay me 500 000 gold.
F: You will not try to negotiate these rules.
G: I sell doodles in my artshop, Quick\'em Art
. If it's open, you might get lucky.
ABOUT STUFF AND ITEMS
NO I don't want to sell my stuff unless it's in My Store: Swagman\'s Sweet Swindles
. If it is in there, I intend to sell it in the there, not in PM.
No, I also do not want to buy your stuff whatever it is. Leave me alone about stuff.
Please don't randomly try to add me to Friends. I like to actually know the people in the list . If you actually have to ask me "wanna be my friend", the answer is most likely NO.
Most likely I do not want to join your guild.