Hey there, they call me Mr. Mystery!
This here's the tourist attraction
of the century, the Mystery Shack!
So step right up, folks,
and be amazed with our attractions!
And don't forget to visit the gift shop!
We put the 'fun' in 'no refunds'!

The Mystery Shack nor any of its' occupants are responsible for any loss of life, dignity,
common sense or wallets nor their contents during your stay to the Mystery Shack. By
entering through the doors, you are agreeing to these terms and will abide by them.