AboutHi I'm Ralph.
I'm not silly anymore.
The internets is serious bidness.
I'm a man.
Like 42 old.
I'm six feet tall.
I wear contacts and sometimes glasses.
I play zOMG!
I grab booties and bump!
I listen to music and watch movies at the same time.
I'm a multitasker.
I'm a swell dancer.
I've made up my own dances.
I can beatbox.
I like to whistle, sing and dance everywhere.
I'm a musical person.
All of my friends are ninjas so you can't see them.
At one time I collected random friend requests.
They were all deleted.
I believe in karma.
I think people who beg for my items and gold should be begged for their items and gold.
I would like to be rich without having to change my name to Rich.
I want monies!
I don't like cake only cupcakes.