I once knew a girl that was so silly that she:called me to get my phone nummber,she spent 20 mins. looking at the orange juice box because it said"concentrate"she put lipstick on her forhead because she wanted to makeup her mindshe tryed to put m&ms in Alphabetical ordershe sent me a fax with a stamp on itshe tryed to drown a fishshe thought the quarterback was a refundshe got locked in the grocery store and starved to deathshe tripped over a cordless phoneshe took a yard stick to bed to see how long she sleptshe asked for a price check at the pound shopshe studied for a blood test she thought a meow mix was a CD for catswhen she heard that 90% of all crimes happen at the home she movedwhen she missed the 44th bus she took the 22nd bus twice when she took you to the airport and saw the sign that said "airport left" she would turn around and leave
Roses r red violets r blue sugar is swee tand so r u but the roses r wilting and the violets r dead the sugar bowl's empty And so is ur head
Your never gonna figure this out. I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5  The answer is LOOK AT 11  Dont get mad LOOK AT 15  Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13  First LOOK AT 2  Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12  I just wanna say hi  What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14  Be patient LOOK AT 4  This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7  I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6  Sorry LOOK AT 8  Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10  I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3  You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9
Hi, Remember Me? you used to smile whenever you saw me, hug me for no reason, talk to me without any conditions and love me for who i was. i miss that. Some people say that when you dream about someone, they miss you. Well, he must be dreaming about me alot. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE SINGLE doesn't mean that you aren't good enough for anyone. It means that no one is good enough for you.Girl: Do you think I'm pretty? Boy: No Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No way. Girl: What would you choose, your life or mine? Boy: My life The girl runs off crying in pain and the boy runs after her, grabs her, and tells her: The reason you're not pretty is cause you're beautiful The reason you never cross my mind is cause you're always on my mind The reason I don't like you is cause I love you The reason I don't want you is cause I need you The reason I won't cry if you left is cause I'd die The reason I won't do anything for you is cause I'd do everything for you The reason I'd chose my life is cause you are my life.
wrote ur name in the sky and the wind blew it away. I wrote ur name on a piece of paper and some1 threw it away. I wrote ur name in the sand but the sea washed it away. I wrote ur name in my and there it will stay
Promise me you will always remember... You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think"
Don't ever leave me. I'll kill myself if you leave me. I'll sell my soul to the demon just for you to not to leave me. So don't ever leave me or I'll kill you. See my knife? So... I love you... (blushes) Very much that I could kill you when you leave me. (yandere grin) *insert screams here* Where is he? You don't know? Die.Get off of our profile, we'll kill you.
Our profile, leave us alone, don't ever come again