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EQUIUS ZAHHAK.
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He loves being STRONG.
He is so strong, he would surely be the class of the elite legion of
RUFFIANNIHILATORS. And while such a calling would be quite honorable, he prefers to
join the ranks of the ARCHERADICATORS, perhaps the most noble echelon the imperial
forces have to offer. Unfortunately, he SUCKS AT ARCHERY. He has not successfully
fired a SINGLE ARROW. Every time he tries, he BREAKS THE BOW. He is simply too
strong. He has broken so many bows, it has developed into a habit BORDERING ON
FETISHISTIC. He has to stop. But addiction is a powerful thing.
He has a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS. He uses his aristocratic connections
to acquire PRICELESS MASTERPIECES, painted in the oldest and most respected Alternian
tradition of NUDE MUSCLEBEAST PORTRAITS. These striking depictions of the EXQUISITE
FAUNA native to Alternia remind him of the PUREST PHYSICAL IDEAL that must be sought
by anyone who professes a LOVE OF STRENGTH. When those of lesser bloodlines turn up
their uncultured noses at such stunning material, it MAKES HIM FURIOUS.
Practically everything MAKES HIM FURIOUS. He has so much rage, it can only be
expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE. He builds strong and
sturdy robots, sets them to kill mode, and BEATS THE s**t OUT OF THEM in caged
brawls. Sometimes he LOSES TEETH. But they usually grow back.
What will you do?
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:33 < i just kow this
:33 < im not going to be dead furefur
RUFIOH: uhh h1 1 guess...
RUFIOH: 1 don't mean to 1ntrude so randomly dog
RUFIOH: wow 1'm awkward
:33 < it wasnt your fault i died
:33 < i would have came after you no matter what
:33 < there was nothing you could have done to change my fate
:33 < besides, it was fur the best h33h33
:33 < but i can furgive him
:33 < unless he does something like that efur again
:33 < if you are furm a past timeline you purrbably are going to encounter him soon
:33 < i am really pawry equius, but, at least we will s33 each other in the after life
:33 < i have b33n dead for awhile
:33 < i take it you are an alternate time line equius furom the past