A brief letter to my customers.
Sir/Madame,I bid you welcome you to my humble abode. Perhaps you would care for some pie while we have a little chat? Mrs Lovett is quite the cook. Or perhaps you would prefer a stylish trimming of the hair? Soothing skin massage?
But first of all...
...How about a shave?
Your humble and most obediant servant,
Sweeney Todd of Fleet street.
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