Mr Schade

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Last Login: 02/10/2012 12:59 pm

Registered: 12/16/2007

Gender: Male

Birthday: 07/19

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First up, some stuff about me, oh and enjoy the music. (My goal is to confuse you about my musical interests by displaying how widespread and all encompassing it can be at times.)

My name? ITS A SECRET TO EVERYONE. I'm a shaman (and if you knew me well enough you'd get that joke), and I love all forms of metal except christian metal (and hey i won't go saying it's not metal, i just don't like it). That's right, I'm one of 5 self proclaimed metalheads who will gladly recognize: Industrial metal, Nu Metal, Metal-core, deathcore, any other genre "not metal enough," and any bands associated with these genres as actual metal. Thus not being an elitist douche like so many I know.
Why yes, I do want to beat the stupid out of the Gaian Metal forums. Why do you ask?
Oh yeah, I live in the desert (not telling where, unless you ask), and plan on being a lawyer, amongst other things.

You're still reading about me? well cool. If you wanna know what music I like, just turn on the sound, the playlist thing should showcase it pretty well. Yes my musical tastes are pretty damn varied.
Don't be afraid to talk to me, I won't hurt you (probably).
And believe it or not, I do give advice out whenever you need it.

So need advice? on anything? Ask me, I'll probably help you.


Now all sense of seriousness is going to be mixed into the whimsical so that you're lost.

~List of things I hate~
Republicans
Dane Cook
The Twilight series
Stoners, I hate all of you, so very much
Nazis
Chess
Mosquitos
Most Rap/Hiphop
Edgar Allan Poe(and anything he has written)
William Shakespeare(and anything he has written)
Elitist Metalheads who believe that they alone define what is metal and what is not (that means the entire Metal forum here on Gaia, hear that?)
Mrs. Butterworth
IHOP
Pick up Stix (yes the restaurant, for poisoning me on two seperate occaisions)
Fox News
PETA
Oleander trees
People who think being depressed is trendy
Watchmen, the movie and the comic. (They were both horrible. So horrible in fact I'm going to give an entire section to them.)
Anyone believing the world ends on 12-21-2012 (c'mon, really? "oh but the mayans predicted it" no they didn't, that was just the end of their calendar, read up on it. Nothing will happen that day and I'll be laughing at all you conspiracy theorists and the like)
Doonesbury
Anyone using the word "sheeple" except in sentences such as this to point out how much of a pretentious douche regular users of the word are.
Jack Chick
Fundamentalists
Philosophy
In-The-Ear Headphones, you know the ones. Earbuds? The "headphones" that you jam into your ears? F*** them.

Now for a brief interlude from the hatred, here's a list of awesome under appreciated things.
Parenthesis(how I love them[and brackets{and whatever the hell these are called}])
Wristwatches: because using your cellphone for a clock is just stupid. Know who else used to fumble around in their pockets for the time? People with pocket watches, now you've regressed and are doing the same damn thing. Meanwhile all the cool people, like me, just look at their wrist for the time.
Soda, better than any other drink out there. I am not an addict, I can stop any time I want yet choose not to.
Reptiles, because unlike fuzzy animals, they don't smell when they get wet. And they're awesome, and so what if I like Reptiles more than fuzzy or feathered animals.

~Why Mr Schade hates Watchmen so much~
Why? Because I was robbed of my time and money by watching that "movie". Let's see where to start, how about all the male nudity that felt very unnecessary. Yes kiddies, you're going to be staring at a glowing blue p***s for a good combined total of 10 minutes (that or glowing blue a**). Or what about the overly long opening montage. With enough material to compose an entire movie itself, it drags on to the point that your're wondering when the movie will start. Then there's the music, yes the absolutely horrible music. Music that's not bad itself, but is just so wrong for the scene you're left wondering if they had some horrible mix up and got the songs wrong in production. Which leads us to the sex scene, oh yeah, hardcore sex. No it's not cool this time, even fratboys are going to be let down as it features more of the dude naked, all set to a song that makes things even more horrible and awkward. Yes you will be shifting uncomfortably in your theater seat. But Mr Schade, why b***h about dudes being naked so much? Because the ratio of dudes to chicks naked in this film (and the amount of it) is enough to have it classified as gay porn. Yes I'm calling Watchmen gay porn. (get it, WatchMEN?) Ok but how's the plot? Stupid, see other "super heroes" have both a redeeming factor and either a super power or some cool gadgets. We have one guy with actual super powers (and he's basically a god, can you say Deus ex Machina?) and one that uses actual gadgets and not just guns(but barely uses them in the movie). The rest of the "heroes" just dress up in costumes and beat the living s**t out of people. Sure some characters beat more s**t out of bad guys than other, but all characters in this movie love beating baddies until they can't breathe. Now about the characters themselves, let me sum them up. Rorshach (a*****e), Comedian (dickweed), Dr Manhattan(uncaring p***k), Silkspectre^2 (super slut), Niteowl (nerdy woman-stealer), Ozzymandias (high and mighty mega a*****e). No really I'm serious, go watch it (no don't waste your time) if you don't believe me on their descriptions. Or the scenes, and the numerous close ups. So many and so very long of close ups that often you'll be forced to either stare longingly into the characters eyes or gaze as their mouth moves. Add that to the fact that there's only one main chick in the movie and it gets bad. (once again, WatchMEN. you really have to wonder if this director is gay or not with all the uncomfortable close ups of dudes and naked man flesh) And the plot? well we have a whole bunch of people dressing up in costumes without powers fighting crime, and we win in Vietnam. Then everyone gets sick of the heroes and they outlaw them. All the heroes turn emo, then one hero dies. Boring s**t then we shoot out a water tower when they could have just knocked it over with the goddamn owl ship. hardcore secks. Go beat the s**t out of prisoners and watch in detail as a guy has his arms sawed off, we then "save" Rorshach. Oh teh noes high and mighty mega a*****e is gonna splode the planet D: So they go try and stop him, but it doesn't work, and they blame the splodeys on the glowing blue nudist. Now the whole world cuddles and the end. Yes really that's it. Don't go watch that movie, save yourself the mental torment.

Really though, I'm not a creature of hate.

Now for Srs business
I seek the truth and I know that just because something is the majority view, does not make it the truth. No matter how many individuals hold something as true, this will not make it true. I find it amazing that some would gladly say what they know to be lies as the truth, simply because it is the majority view. These people are sheep and hypocrites, reality is not a democracy.

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