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Michael J. Fox Facts
When Michael J. Fox puts on glasses, kids call him 16-eyes. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox doesn't need to set his phone to vibrate. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox always gets the last drop of A1 steak sauce. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can't be shot. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox doesn't use a blender. Because of Parkinson's.
When Michael J. Fox takes a picture with a Polaroid, the photo is fully developed even before it spits out of the camera. Because of Parkinson's.
All of Michael J Fox's sodas are flat. Because of Parkinson's
Michael J. Fox's bathtub is his Jacuzzi. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox only cooks scrambled eggs. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox doesn't need to towel off when he gets out of the shower. Because of Parkinson's.
When Michael J. Fox walks on carpet, he can generate up to 1.21 gigawatts of static electricity. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox's Etch-A-Sketch is useless to him. Because of Parkinson's.

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Xavior Hinoarashi

Report | 08/02/2019 6:42 pm

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Razer

Report | 04/07/2013 5:31 pm

Razer

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Razer

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[Superman]

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Report | 03/16/2008 9:33 am

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yes daz

Report | 12/14/2007 6:43 pm

yes daz

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