You know that one guy that no matter how bad your life is, you just say,"Hey! At least I'm not that guy!"? Well, I'm "That Guy". I tend to be eccentric, depressed, crazy, schizophrenic, and borderline homicidal, often all at the same time. Other than that, I'm pretty normal, except for the fact that I wear a black leather trenchcoat in the middle of summer. So...yeah. That's about it.