I'm Allistor Kirkland. How ye doing lads and lasses?
Tis be me brothers and I. The twin devils be Seamus and Conner. The wee one be me baby brother Arthur. I like te call 'im Artie.
I swear te God, you call it a skirt and I be busting some heads.
Got any whiskey?
Well now, I guess that be all fer now. Not unless ye have some whiskey to be sharin' with me? *winks*