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Doctor Mortimer Van-Wyke

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Location: BC, Canada

About me...


Privet! My name is Mortimer, but you may call me Morty. I am a young and eccentric steampunking genderfluid, mortuary enthousiest and artist. I am a Canadian citizen with a Russian/Doukhobor background, and I hail from beautiful British Columbia.

I am going to be going to school for funeral directing and embalming, and have a thing for autopsy and post-mortem photography, I fore-warn you.
I also love art and music, victoriana, the macabre, good comedy, collar bones, teeth, owls, classy clothing, tea, sepia photos, art, sci-fi, bodies in general, piercings/tattoos and theatre.
I love a lot of things. I watch too much Doctor who and Murdoch Mysteries.

I am demi-sexual/gray-a.

You can find me on steampunk canada here.
You can find me on the steampunk empire here.
You can tumbl with me here.
You can toggle and oggle my terrible fanfiction here.


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Doctor Wolfington MD Report | 09/01/2011 3:49 pm
quite good I've been debating the pros and cons of tanshumanism in one of my favorite stomping grounds.
coffe_mug Report | 08/25/2011 8:55 pm
BECAUSE YOU BRAD BABY COW WITH A "D"
coffe_mug Report | 08/25/2011 8:50 pm
THAT'S MY THEY CALL ME "MR. GENTAL p***s."

or at lest i hope so
coffe_mug Report | 08/25/2011 8:34 pm
I CAME

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coffe_mug Report | 08/25/2011 8:08 pm
NOW FOR OUR FIRST DANCE

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coffe_mug Report | 08/24/2011 10:09 pm
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coffe_mug Report | 08/23/2011 8:40 pm
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IT'S ONLY WORNG IF THE BALLS TOUCH
coffe_mug Report | 08/22/2011 9:02 pm
WHY SO FEW
coffe_mug Report | 08/21/2011 9:05 pm
[******** yes!
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coffe_mug Report | 08/21/2011 1:00 pm
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