Hey everybody, James Potter here. Don't ask me how, I think it has to do with time-travelling, I'm not completely sure. I just try not to think about it, it's too complicated. Anyway, in this reality, Lily and I are alive, Moony and Padfoot are together, Andromeda Tonks is actually Andromeda Dolohov, and Snape is married to a fourth Black sister. Oh, and Padfoot seems to enjoy cosplaying. Today he's a ninja
...what will he be next? Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I'm a teacher! I teach flying and Quidditch at Hogwarts. Let's see, what else? I LOVE LILY! Okay, that's all.