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Quatrain

Report | 01/26/2015 12:05 am

Quatrain

OFMg
HAHA
they in the backseat and he's just like cmere honeybuns
and just like
bends a girl over, hikes her dress up and uses her butt as a table to do cocaine off and foster is like HOly s**t hEs AN ANIMAl
he's out of control already i can feel it in my bones and i love it

omg i love elijah already he is a perfect lil sprout
LOL
idk how sassy i want jonah to be or if i want him to press his luck and be like YO STOP BEING SAD IM KIND OF HORNY lol
those two perfect lil blood covered cherubs emotion_c8
Quatrain

Report | 01/25/2015 11:18 pm

Quatrain

OMFg
i see it basically as just like
omg this girl is sloppy she needs to get tf out me house and leave worst ever
ok that was shitty i'm gonna go out b/c i look hot as ******** and it's a crime if nobody sees all this
(maybe he does a line of cocaine here)
wHooOOOO iM AT THE CLUB LOOK At MEEEEE and he just like insta vip status but then he only lets like the two hottest girls hang out w/ him
then he be like yo fine ladies i will get u some drinks YEeEEEEE
then he gets to the bar like doot doot and is like oh hem hem who is this fine ******** here WOW IS HE SOBBING BOY THAT KID NEEDS SOME COCAINE IF I EVER SAW SOMEONE IN NEED HE'S TOO HOT TO SNIVEL LIKE THAT
so he brings foster back and then they party and maybe because he's 1) mischievous and 2) ON DRUGs he's like come home w/ me lover boy
(i would say invite both girls too for added ridiculousness like it's gonna be an orgy but maybe he's like ugh shoo you both are killing it or they pass out or something or do too much cocaine back at the palace)
foster is just like ahhhh holy s**t is this for real is this happening right now cause i could see him needing like girls to get w/ the program and sort of being like huh oh there's another guy here too i guess he's p. hot
but omg he's drunk and never done cocaine before so he's just crazy and like YEAH SURE WHY THE ******** NOT BUT UHHHHH....AHHHH. YOU BE ON TOP OF ME RIDING IT NO WAY NO HOW AM I ON BOTTOM
looking dumb and stubborn and embarrsssed as hell like >/////m/////> but then it's also like omg come on boner why did i drink so much jfc then eventually he just falls asleep in the middle
haha day 1 is just humiliating

i can see oliver being so mean in the morning too like throwing a shoe at him and being like "ugh get up get out of here" but secretly like ~you're kind of cute when u sleep just a little bit~

also omg sorry i was just rambling trying 2 give u the inspo

OMFG A GIRL WHO JUST GETS STUCK WATCHING THEM DO IT LIKE SECRETLY TEXTING HER FRIEND LIKE MMMMM ANGRY EMOJI

u want elijah to be mildly sexy and like WHOO YEAH and then be like aHHHHHHHH hAHHA NO /rolls away like a nerd ofc emotion_dowant
Quatrain

Report | 01/25/2015 10:32 pm

Quatrain

OFMg the way he's just like
please don't...../scoots pillows away because COME ON I DONT WANT YOUR BARF ON THIS EXPENSIVE PILLOW YA SLOPPY GAL
i love him im crying hes the greatest and sassiest

p.s. i could see weird threesomes with him and foster and some random girl
DA GIRL WOULDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO SHE'D BE LIKE....BEAUTIFUL MEN EVERYWHERE /dies
Quatrain

Report | 01/25/2015 10:28 pm

Quatrain

OMFg I am rEADING ******** OLIVER rn AND I A MCRyING BECAUSE I JUSTI MAGINed
THE SMALL RESTAURANT AS TONYS PIZZA FACTORY AND HED JUSTB EL IEK tHIS IS SO ******** LOW CLASS
OH my GOD WHAT IF FOSTER TOOK HIM TO TONYS PIZZA FACTORY AND HE HAD A FIT
and fosTer JUST BEING THAT LIKe
IDIOT WORKING CLASS PUNK like "SIDDOWNNNNNNN the pizza is good here yer embarrassin' me"
/continues with a mildly girly shrill voice like OMG NO EW PAPER NAPKINS
im crying also omg so excited for elijah also omg congrats on your patients omg i have to call my new job tomorrow and im so nervous im like holy s**t please dont make me be an adult

Quatrain

Report | 01/21/2015 9:56 pm

Quatrain

YES ufCKINg tgTHAT ONe OH my gOD YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT I WATCHED EPISIODE 1 TODAY AND I WAS SOBBING LAUGHING ITS SO GOOD
i thought of you right away i was like maureen would think this is ******** hysterical

YASSSSS i love skype

oh my god my arm smells so good but also overpowered b/c my cousin she came in and was like hey have you ever seen spray on lotion and i was like
what the ******** no what are you talking about
and she got like this thing of SPRAY ON LOTION FROM VICTORIA'S SECRET?
it's kind of amazing you don't even have to rub it in and it smells RLY GOOD? i was like
damn now one arm smells good and the rest of me doesnt LOL
Quatrain

Report | 01/21/2015 9:12 pm

Quatrain

OMFG OMfgGGgGG
ur manly a** avi tho

p.s. i found an anime you mUSt start watching with me
it's literally like
if sailor moon was boys
but hilarious it's so hilarious im ******** crying

ALSO OMfgGGGG NAOKI I LOVE HIM WEEPS
he's so perfect i just want to read him every day
Quatrain

Report | 01/20/2015 5:05 pm

Quatrain

HOW WERE THE CANDLES
HOW WAS SCHOOL
Quatrain

Report | 01/19/2015 11:39 pm

Quatrain

OH M GOD I WOULD Make THE WORST HISTORIAN EVEr
i would literally be like
a history of...selfies, by me looking very bored at these events
"and here, we can see me....looking very bored at this sorority event"
xd

yes i am reading harry potter sort of things and tbh that s**t is driving me insane because like
i am annotating my books with notes and s**t and trying to be literary about it but it's like....
kind of sucking the joy out of harry potter for me
like yeah i love discovering new stuff and new takes on info but like taking it scholarly instead of for pleasure makes it a SURPRISINGLY SLOW READ?
and it's like come on you can read this in like 3 hours normally what the hell
it's taken me like all weekend just to annotate 4 chapters of chamber of secrets lol

BUT REALLY THEY ARE BOTH THE WHITEST PROTAGS
AS CHARACTERS THEY WERE ACTUALLY....
KIND OF LIFELESS?
like they did not have as much dimension as i expected they would as like separate characters
they just kept focusing on their like insta-romance dynamic and augustus trying to be a ~*~*~*~unique~*~*~*~ white boy.
and yet you still get kind of attached to them?
it's ridiculous it makes me angrY AHHA

omg thank you i actually really liked writing it
i'm probably gonna work on edsel sometime tomorrow or the day after i havent had that perfect lightning bolt of inspiration for his response yet
rn im writing for my new 100 oc ******** that show
that is the show you need to marathon on netflix this semester
i should have literally never listened to that person who came in my thread and told me to watch it
ITS SO GOOD? I JUSt????/???/ i want to punch and hug the person who recommended it to me
but no omg cancer x2 it is he's gonna just be like ??//????????? Why ME?//???????
but tbh i think that could make for a really interesting segue into like a spiritual meltdown and discovery maybe idk nobody really likes writing about religion much around here at least not in any really complex exploratory ways they're more like "SEXy NUN x DemON LEGGO" lol
Quatrain

Report | 01/19/2015 11:13 pm

Quatrain

OFMg WHat DO DENTISTS NEED WITH A CANDLELIGHT THING wHat #realtalk #asking the hardhitting questions of the future
i have to wake up early....to read...things...i didn't want to read earlier....
for american lit because i wasnt feeling it right now lmao

YEAH haHAHAHA ABOUT THAt
I WATCHED THE FAULT IN OUR STARS AND IT WAs LIKE WELL I DONT LIKE JOHN GREEN BUTTTTTTTTTT /sheds a few manly tears anyways BC THAT s**t WAS SO SAD I WAS LIKE ******** YOU GUYS YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO THOSE WHITE a** PROTAGS I WAS GETTING ATTACHED TO
so then i was like guess what ******** you john green i can write it sadder and better so now i am lol #yolo

but i was actually thinking of it being maybe kind of hopeful in the sense that like
ok so yeah sure their loved one dies but then eventually life begins again
so at some point they start dating someone else...
AND THEN LO AND BEHOLD THEY GET CANCER TOO no omg that would be a ******** curse i dont think im that mean lmao am i that mean probably but lol
Quatrain

Report | 01/19/2015 10:57 pm

Quatrain

OMG s**t NOOOoOOO crying dont go back omg


omg yes it's incredible it's so ******** light and has no fan to burn me with emotion_awesome

no omg what do i want that second rate maureen for lol /so mean

how was your final day of freedom?

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