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Monsieur Pistoleer

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Birthday: 05/16

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Who me?

Salut,
I jus' spend my time sittin' on the wooden crate in mah house, watchin' NASCAR and Tour De France. I'm jus' yer average French Hillbilly.
(Qu'est-ce que c'est French Hillbilly? Darned if I know. XP )

I also like sittin' at my window and watchin' other Gaians mosey along collectin' things like... trash... flowers... cans... the old smelly shoes I keep throwin' out there. Haha!

With my pitchfork-rifle, I bet I can get me a manifique Grunny for my wall!

Wait... We don't get Grunnies in Barton...... Merde. I'll have to find 'em in the sewers.

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((I'm published! Woo! http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/that-dame/7364936 ))

Have you your banjo, Monsieur?

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Jemmy Gloombug Report | 01/15/2010 2:09 am: My...perdy mouf? ::Stare:: Creep.
bubbydoll1 Report | 01/05/2010 8:36 am: razz
Jemmy Gloombug Report | 12/06/2009 3:01 pm: Whats so merry about being jingly anyway? >.>
Jemmy Gloombug Report | 10/20/2009 4:04 pm: ....Feed meh? o_o
Jemmy Gloombug Report | 10/07/2009 12:46 am: You still skerr meh
Jemmy Gloombug Report | 09/02/2009 5:39 am: O_o you skerr me.
colorful_hearts27 Report | 09/01/2009 7:36 am: hey how r u? smile
Jemmy Gloombug Report | 08/25/2009 7:05 pm: Breeze? Pfft, whatchya talkin' 'bout. Gaia hasn't had wind in like years! ::leaf flies off from a sudden and suspicious breeze:: O_O ...::Shuffles back into the hovel:: PERVE. ::Closes door and hides away for a year straight.::
Jemmy Gloombug Report | 08/04/2009 9:31 am: You aint gonna fork this butt! ::Grabs own butt-cheeks and runs like hell:: >.> ......wonder what he meant by 'festive'....
Jemmy Gloombug Report | 07/30/2009 9:41 pm: Ew. A stinky dead bass? Yer just a sick, thieving cowboy. Just sick. And my parrot hates you too. X-P