Mona Lotte

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Last Login: 12/20/2014 8:42 pm

Registered: 04/04/2007

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I'm Taylor.


Complicated? You bet.


I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and Goddess-like trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Yankees, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby d**k, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
But mostly, I'm just Taylor.





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Birney the Just Report | 06/27/2013 7:06 pm
Haha aw thanks man! Your avatar is freaking adorable!

Umm, I thiiiiink I do. Hold on, I will go make sure I have one.
Birney the Just Report | 06/27/2013 6:57 pm
dramallama
Birney the Just Report | 06/22/2013 10:28 pm
I'm here to n00b up your profile. You're welcome.
X - LolliHeart - X Report | 06/15/2013 10:50 pm
Hee hee ~
Thank you for your purchase of Wizard's Regal Revelry !
c: <3
Finally Famous In This Report | 05/06/2013 3:58 pm
Oh well cause this site ain't that important smile
Finally Famous In This Report | 05/06/2013 3:47 pm
Yeah for you exclaim

Cause you probably have a lot of old items that were nothing back then but are now lol
Finally Famous In This Report | 05/06/2013 3:38 pm
Yeah see that too exclaim

I'm on and off on this site smile

Just check mail and stuff.
Finally Famous In This Report | 05/06/2013 3:31 pm
No idea.

That was along time ago too because I switched my name back in uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 2011 I think lol
Finally Famous In This Report | 05/06/2013 3:29 pm
Overall though, I don't remember the charity at all lol

NO MEMORY exclaim
Finally Famous In This Report | 05/06/2013 3:26 pm
That's your damn fault exclaim

Stop getting banned dammit exclaim

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