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My friends call me Carlos, but you can call me anything, including Moldy.
I are teh epitome of manliness. oh yus. My name's Parker but w/e.
xD
(why yes, I am a boy.)
"GUIZ, PLEASE DON'T HIT ON THE ASEXUAL KID. IT SCARES HIM."
Seriously. Back off.
Self Proclaimed Awesomest Purple Smurf in the world.
What is there to know? I'm just another teen trying to rid myself of anything that links me to what I once was. Just another teen trying to change when everyone around me is shoving me back into these shoes of life I've outgrown by 12 sizes and all the half ones in between.
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'cause I'm just as emotionally challenged as the next shut-in teenager.
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I recently realized that my user name implied that I was moldy, blue, and made out of soy. However, this is not the case. I am purple and not covered in mold. Sorry for any misunderstandings.
WTF flyswatters.
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