I have a few things, here, that you are welcome to, for less than their regular price. These are things I have picked up over the years I no longer need, and so am willing to sell at a discount. Help yourself, but don't steal or stand in one place too long - the cat you saw by the door likes to climb people who stand still. Claws extended, of course. Some funny quirk he picked up...
Thank you for your patronage, and have a nice day!
Please do come again!