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dragonitef723 Report | 11/27/2013 12:32 am

K': *wakes up, and goes to feed his fish. Sees that his fish is dead and he starts crying.*
Kyo: *just happening to be walking past the room, and peeks in.* Hellllloo?
K': Arnold! You were just born! *
Kyo: K', what happened?
K': You happened, nerd!
Kyo: Ay, bro, I'm not Iori. That actually hurts my feelings. And for some reason, I'm just mad.
K': Me too. Me too.
Foxy: *bursts through the door.* Hey, Angel, have you seen my--
K',Kyo: *glaring*
Foy: Uh oh. *tries to run away, but runs into Jin.*
Jin: *dragon uppercuts her.* ...
Kyo: Nice work.
K': Quick question? You're Jin Kazama, right?
Jin: Yes.
K': Right.
Kyo: Wait a minute...guys we're like the top guys in our series right?
Jin: Yeah.
Kyo: How about we get all the other top guys and start a rebellion against all the leaders....except the new chick, I hear she's hot.
Jin: Where'd you hear that?
Kyo: Mai, and her friend are saying it just as they walk past us.
Mai: That chick is gorgeous. She looks bone-able.
Kasuga: I couldn't help but notice how filthy you talk about other women.
Mai: I swing both ways, dummy.
Kasuga: Interesting. I do, too.
Kyo: Ha, gay. Hey, Mai! Mai's friend!
Mai: *turns around* Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you. Kiss me.
Kyo: No, there's no time. *Turns to Kasuga* The ******** your name whoreslutbitch?
Kasuga: That's a really foul mouth on you, kid!
Kyo: I'm 29.
Kasuga: Well, I'm Mai's ancestor.
K': That's beside the point. Aren-- *starts crying again.* Arnold!
Kyo: *goes over hug K', but ends up laughing at him.*
K': *punches him in the stomach*
Kyo: *falls on the floor, clutching his sides*

dragonitef723 Report | 11/26/2013 7:06 pm

Sasuke: *Smells Medaka with his sharingan* Guys....guys..stop.
Zebra: *crying, trying to stop Vegeta from beating up Jago.* You're hurting him too much!
Raditz: Double Sunday!
Vegeta: *transmits and it hits Jago*
Raditz: As planned. Where's Kakarot?
Vegeta: Kakarot? He's here?!
Raditz: So, I've been told.
Vegeta: Bloody hell, he was supposed to stay home.
Sasuke: Zebra, go find him.
Zebra: Ayay cap'n. *speeds off*
Sasuke: Guys, don't worry, he's gonna be safe.
Vegeta: For now, let's just beat these guys up.
Zoro: I'm hungry.
Raditz: HOW ABOUT A DOUBLE SUNDAY, with a side of SATURDAY CRUSH...on this SHINING FRIDAY?
Zoro: No thanks.
Raditz: *frozen in shock*

Scorpion: *slowly lowering himself from the portal he created from above the house with his spear, and chain. The chain breaks and he falls through the roof.*
Sub-Zero: *a figure off ice builds itself and bursts into the air.*
Scorpion: *lands on Sub-Zero*

dragonitef723 Report | 11/25/2013 11:06 pm

Alfred: *walking around in a red warrior bakori man costume, practicing karate.* Hiya.. *unknowingly enters kitchen*
Genesis: *looks and glares at Alfred for cutting him off*
Alfred: *accidentally kicks the book out of his hand*
Anethesia: *was listening to him read when it falls in her lap. Gets and up a stalks toward him.*
Alfred: Woah, sorry mam.
Anethesia: You will be.
Alfred: *backs in to Sephiroth, who just finished making himself the most delux omelet he's ever made.*
Omelet: *spills on deadpool*
Deadpool: Aaaah, it burns!
Alfred: Sorry, Mr. Pool.
Deadpool: You're dead, kid.
Alfred: *tries to run, but runs into Bryan, who drops his favorite knife, dampening the tip.*
Bryan: Idiot!
Everybody but Alfred: *surrounds Alfred*
Deadpool: Red Warrior, huh? You're gonna be a Dead Warrior, lying in a Red Pool. GET IT?!

dragonitef723 Report | 11/25/2013 9:23 pm

Mewtwo: They replaced me with the dog. Embarrassing.
Shadow: I didn't even make it in. Sonic made it in, though.
Reala: They didn't even consider me...or even Nights for that matter.
Shadow: Do you guys think that the badass guy who everybody likes is going out of style nowadays, and everybody's more interested in the heroic type?
Mewtwo: Yeah. I guess they've stepped out of that shadow and in two reality.
Reala: We all see what you did there.
Mewtwo: Sorry, trying to brighten the mood.
Reala: We have to take action.
Shadow: How are we gonna do that? Kill people? Steal?
Reala: Nnnno. Let's go find that Sonic and give him a taste of our mind, gentlemen.
Shadow: OOC much?
Mewtwo: Let's go find him.

Elsewhere

Bass: *telling stories of his wrestling matches.* Then I pinned...1.2.3., the world champ, Craig Marduk.
Marduk: *the one he's telling the story to, but has on a wig so Bass doesn't recognize him* Yeah, that's probably the single biggest lie ever.
Bass: I did. Oh, you mighta been too young to remember.
Marduk: *snatches wig off*
Bass: That's not real?
Marduk: No!
Bass: Oh...well Ok.
Marduk: You still don't recognize me?
Bass: You know me, boy?
Marduk: *does signature pose*
Bass: That ain't helpin.
Marduk: *sneezes*
Bass: Craig! Is that you?
Marduk: *facepalm*

dragonitef723 Report | 11/24/2013 11:41 pm

Hidan: *strutting through the place like someone's paying attention to him.*
Yaiba: *doing the same, accidentally bumps into Hidan* Watch where you're goin', ********.
Hidan: ******** you, d**k-heart.
Hayabusa: *sweatdrops*
Kakuzu: *staring at him, not blinking*
Yaiba: You mandrill-fart.
Hidan: Eat a clitoris, you ******** p***s sponsor.
Hayabusa: No need for the profanity. *Jago comes flies through the wall and lands on him.*
Yaiba, Hidan: The ********!? *both look at eachother in melodramatic slowmotion*
Kakuzu: Oh, brother.

In Ash's room.

Ash: *getting his nails filed by Millia, getting fed by Jam, and is crying.* And then she said..."You have a split end." ...That hurt me.
Millia: It's okay, Ashy. You don't have split ends.
Jam: He has one right there. *points to it.*
Ash: Waaaah *cries into Millia's shoulder*.
Millia: Jam!
Jam: Uhh...are you hungry.
Ash: I can't eat on a betrayed stomach! You don't love me anymore.
Millia: We still love you Ash.


Door opens and Mario slides his head in, looks around, and slowly slides back out.

Downstairs.

Jago: Oh, that did it! You want to mess with me do you, shorty?
Vegeta: *transmits into the room with a scowl on his face* Shorty?!?! That does it! *dashes toward him, but is knee upward by Orchid*
Zoro: No fair ones, eh?
Sasuke: Doesn't seem like it. *He has the shirt with collar zipped up.*
Zebra: Guys! No! Don't fight! Stop! Don't hurt each other! NOOOO!

dragonitef723 Report | 11/24/2013 7:20 pm

Bleach characters arrive at door.

Ichigo: Alright, guys, this is the place. *Twists door knob and gets shocked*
Soi Fon: Why did that happen?!

Giant screen descends in front of them with the words "WHY SHOULD YOU BE HERE?" on it.

Elsewhere.


Dante: *Takes in a good whiff of the pizza on the table in front of him. Fake dramatic voice* I cannot eat you now. But soon, in liketh 3 seconds, you will be downed. *Turns around to grab the orange soda. Turns back around and his Pizza is missing.* !!?!?!?!
Genesis: *girls around him listening to him read loveless.*
Dante: Hey, Reddy, d'you see what happened to my grub?
Genesis: I did not.
Dante: *looks at Deadpool*
Deadpool: *wiping his eyes.* Bro...that was deep. *Looks at Dante* What?

In a closet.

Michaelangelo: *chowing down pizza*

On the first flight of stairs.

Killer Bee: *beatboxing*
Krillin: Alright, guys, watch this. My name is Krillin, and I like chilli, my favorite number is a jiffy. Boom!!
I-no: *slides in and starts playing the loudest guitar solo ever*

Iori: *walking down a hallway.*
Hwoarang: *comes around the corner in the opposite direction.*

They bump shoulders roughly.

Hwoarang: *Smirks. Waits until he can't Iori's footsteps anymore. Puts his hand on the shoulder that got bumped and starts winding that arm around.*

dragonitef723 Report | 11/24/2013 5:41 pm

Kasuga (Basara): *coddling a baby* Goochie-goo. *making faces* Aww, you're soo cute. What's your name?
Naiki: Akee.
Kasuga: Where's your mommy?
Naiki: *points over to Mai*
Mai: *Pushing away Roy, who's trying to get her number*
Kasuga: Let's go see mommy then.

Roy: C'MON. I don't smoke POT!
Mai: Somebody, help me please.
Roy: Be like THAAAT! I'll just go find someone else. *leaves*
Mai: *Dusting herself off*
Kasuga: Excuse me?
Mai: I thought you le-- *looks up* Oh, hi.
Kasuga: Is she yours?
Mai: Yes, this is her. I thought she was sleep. Thanks for giving her to me.
Kasuga: No problem. What's your name?
Mai: Mai Shiranui. Yours?
Kasuga: Kasuga.
Mai: Oookay....Kasuga What?
Kasuga: I don't have any surname.
Mai: Oh. That sucks. *a carton of milk is shot at the back of her head.*
Kasuga: *throws a kunai at it.*
Mai: *looks at the leaking milk carton* Who shot that?
Kasuga: Do you want to catch them?
Mai: Totes.

dragonitef723 Report | 11/24/2013 3:57 pm

Sasuke, Zoro, Zebra, Vegeta come through portal.

Sasuke: *looks back and sighs* Zebra, did you forget your sword.
Zebra: Aww man, I knew I was forgetting something, I'M SORRY GUYS!
Zoro: What an idiot.
Zebra: I said I was Sorry.
Vegeta: To hell with your bloody apology, Kakarot.
Zoro: Wha?
Vegeta: Nothing. Is this the place?
Sasuke: *looking at a map* Yeah. We're in the living room.
Zoro: Snack time, I guess.
Vegeta: That would be in the kitchen.
Zoro: Which is where I'm going.
Sasuke: I'm a little hungry, too.
Vegeta: You eat tomatoes, of course you're going to be hungry.
Zebra: I eat ketchup. But that's my business.

All go in to kitchen.

Zoro: *planning to go for the refrigerator, sees a bunch of people talking*
Sasuke: *comes in next* ???
Orchid (Killer Instinct): Huh? Who are you fellas?
Zoro: Name's--
Sasuke: Don't tell her anything. Who are you?
Orchid: I am Orchid.
Vegeta: Never heard o'ya! *in Sasuke's ear unintentionally*
Orchid: Well, we're from this tournament called KI. Killer Instinct.
Zoro: I haven't heard of it. Sasuke, you?
Sasuke: Nope. Vegeta?
Vegeta: ******** no! ******** those guys! How about you, Zebra?
Zebra: Yeah, I'm the leader of all the fan-clubs! It's Jago, and B.Orchid, and Sadira, and TJ Combo, and Thunder Chief!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
Sasuke: Do you guys value him?
Zoro: Meh.
Vegeta: No!
Jago (KI): Anyway, we're more of an independent tournament, not from your world, so we don't have a lot of marketing and promotion.
Vegeta: We have no tournament. We just are good.
Jago: Good for you.
Vegeta: *forehead vein*
Sasuke: Restraint, Vegeta.
Vegeta: Shut the ******** up, Chicken-head. *Looks at Jago* Now, what did you say, ninja?
Sasuke: Vegeta, we just got here. Seconds ago.
Vegeta: No, this guy got smart with me.
Zebra: *Looks at the rest of the Killer Instinct people* Problems with them, problems with me.

Elsewhere.

Kyo, and Jin are facing Timmy and Jimmy in SF X Tekken and are losing 57 - 0

dragonitef723 Report | 07/22/2013 3:48 pm

Later on back in Tekken.

Michelle: *watching a female wrestling match*
Armor King and Marduk: *arm-wrestling*
Marduk: Raaaaah!
Armor: Gaaaaaaah!
Michelle: Be quiet, I'm trying to watch the match.
Marduk: Women are wrestling? Useless.
Michelle: We can kick your butt any day.
Armor: Hargh (Never-ary 32nd)
Michelle: Hmm?
Marduk: Never ever he said.
Michelle: Pshh. *phones ring* Hello? *deadpan voice* Hey, Violet. No. No. Reusable ice-cubes? That's kind of stupid.
Violet: *at table with a bunch of failed inventions* Well. what do you suggest, hm?
Michelle: Science is definitely not in my range of specialties, so yeah.
Violet: How about a solar-powered flashlight?
Michelle: *hangs up*
Violet: *takes phone away from his ear* No she di-- That old coot.
Armor King: Who was that?
Michelle: Milkman.
Mardukk: I hate that guy!
Michelle: You don't even know who I was talking about.
Marduk: Yeah, but...So.


Lily: *deflecting incoming fireballs from Aoi*
Aoi: Atta girl. One more time?
Lily: Yes, please.
Aoi: *shoots a barrage of smalls fireballs around Lily*
Lily: *Matrix ducks one, then starts fancily smacking the others around. One comes from behind her, and she backflips over it*
Aoi: Good. You had no blindspots.
Lily: How did you make one appear from behind me, mum?
Aoi: That's something I learned long before you were born.
Lily: Did grandfather teach you that?
Aoi: Good guess, but not quite. *pokes Lily's nose with her index finger*
Lily: Then where?
Aoi: I taught myself. I can't have everybody knowing my moves now, right? *grabs a fist coming from behind her effotlessly*
Hotaru: *whips free*
Aoi: Hey, babe.
Hotaru: *favoring her wrist.* Hello, grandma.
Lily: Most impressive, mum.
Aoi: No, I should be thanking Hotaru for reminding me that I can still do that.
Hotaru: Okay, well, I challenge you! *gives her a point*
Aoi: You're on. Just wait until I finish with Lily.

dragonitef723 Report | 07/19/2013 10:19 pm

Kyo: *dodging FF's attacks*
FF: Aren't you gonna fight back?
Kyo: I would, but I have no room for a hit.
FF: Don't play games. Stop not hitting me because I'm a girl.
Kyo: I hit girls all the time.
FF: ....*puzzled expression*
Kyo: Totally didn't mean it like that.
FF: *Spits fiery acid ball at him*
Kyo: *spins out of the way and does a round-house kick embedded with flames*
FF: *grabs his leg and twists it backwards*
Kyo: Yikes, lady, what hell?
FF: Are you offended that I got the upper hand and I'm a girl.
Kyo: Ah, shut up, stupid. *does a dragon whip kick, then rises back up the a spinning, double handed, rising uppercut, finished by a flaming spike punch*
FF: *rolls backwards.* Not bad, not bad at all.
Kyo: Oh, really. Well, thanks I just put that little skitzo together.
FF: *kicks dirt in Kyo's eye*
Kyo: Blaughuhuhguh. Why?!?! *wiping dirt off.*
FF: *Tackles him harshly*

Asuka: *on her labtop browsing through KoF fighters.*
Lili: *leaning over her shoulder*
Asuka: Who next?
Lili: Athen Asamiya.
Asuka: Yuck. She's not even all that great to be one of the poster girls for KoF.
Lili: Their standards are at a disgustingly minimum rate. Though, as downtrodden as they've become, I'm surpirsed she's even there.
Asuka: She's ugly, too. Her boyfriend is cute, though.
Lili: If you like blondes, then I suppose.
Asuka: When we start Xing all the KoF stooges out, I say she goes first. Her mouth goes off too much.
Lili: That's just fine with me. Her slanderous garbage will have a sour taste when we make her eat it.
Asuka: Y'know, I am with this new anti-KoF, psycho b***h thing you have goin' on. Keep it up, blondie. *hands her the labtop* I will be back, sandwiches will be made.