About Moi

Everything in the [] are inside jokes. =]


BOTCH!!!



["ASSBLEEP!"]


["GET OUTTA ME!"]


[HEADLESS HORSEMAN!!!]



["I CAN'T SWALLIOW!"]



[Mooshy Noodles!]


[MA CHICKEN!]





[What is this? Smells like Piss. Looks like Piss. This is piss. Piss with ink!]---quote from the movie Sweeny Todd.




My backpack's got jets. I'm Boba the Fett.
I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt to finance my 'Vette.




Me: What did you do?!?
Lexi: Nothing...what did you do?
Me: your mom!


Me: " THIS IS A PEN!"
Lexi: "No that is a pensil."


[EWWWWW STUPID TUNA!!!]





Lexi: "How do you spell knee?"
Me: " me?"
Lexi: "No knee. You know the thing that connects your upper leg to your lower leg?"
Me: "HEAD SHOLDERS KNEES AND TOES KNEES AND TOES!!!"



Lanie, Lexi and Mine Conversation while watching "The Lazer Collection" on youtube on Lanie's Birthday:

Lexi: YOUR MOM'S AN OCTOPUS!!
Lanie: YOUR DAD'S A WHALE!!
Me: YOUR GRANNY IS STILL BALD!!!!!!!





"Please dont touch me there. this is my private square. R A P E please stay away from me"



[SILENCE!!!
I KILL YOU!]




Once I was singing when I was in the bathroom and I came out and started talking to my mom, I ment to say 'have you ever herd of someone singing on the toilet before but it came out like this:

Me: Hey mom have you ever herd of someone peeing on the toilet before?
My mom: -laughing- no dear I haven't, people NEVER pee on the toilet.
Me: -laughing-




["TIME OUT TIME OUT! THAT IS THE WRONG THING TO DO!!"]


["My love and I, My love and I, My love and I, My love and I, My love and I, My love and I, My love and I, My love and I, My love and I, My love and I."]- Choir 4th period with Mr.Wong


And Now Time for the Professional Retard to speak,

Hi,
My Name is Gabrielle but please call me Gabbie. I'm 14 years old, and I live in Fremont California. I go to High School now, ima Freshman!! WOOT WOOT!! =]

So, heres the deal. I hate drama and lies, backstabbers and whores, two-faced people and wannabes, fakes and haters, rumors and bitches, stupid girls and stupid guys. I can be a hypocrit, but so can everyone else (and they are!!). I don't have many friends because either they all deserted me or hate me now because when I started dating the best fing guy ever or because I grew a backbone. I am a very shy person unless you get to know me, then I'll start talking your ear off. I am very short, 5'3"; 5'4". I am not the prettiest girl ever, (though that doesn't explain why I'm always getting honked at and hit on and why girls hate me so much. Lol. x]). And I have a lot of problems (don't we all?) But I am not here to rant on and on about how my life is so "pitiful" because though people say I am I DO NOT want you to feel sorry for me and I DO NOT put on an act so I can get people to notice me, what I say about me is true. What I say happened in my past is true. If you don't believe me, fine, I don't need YOU!

It's funny how people always think I'm so weak and can't stand on my own two feet alone. I can, and I do most of the time either because I have no one (because they deserted me), or my friends ditch me to hang with my old friends. Geez doesn't that suck? Okay and I AM NOT WEAK! People sometimes say that I cry too much...dude...cmon if you really know me you would know that I hardly ever cry. And though I can stand on my own two feet I prefer to have people there with me because I hate being alone.


This may seem a little mean, sorry for you guys that actually DO care about me but I really love my boyfriend, Patrick. Sometimes it seems that he's the only one there for me. Everyone always says that they have my back but when it really comes down to it...they don't. He does though, I know he does. Though sometimes I tease him, sometimes we get into arguments, sometimes it's hard for us to stand eachother we always make up, move on, forget about it. Love is Love, and I love him to death. I would do anything for him. I love you Patrick! You are the person that keeps me going, standing on my own two feet. If It wasn't for you my life would be even more of a hell hole and It would of probably ended a while ago.

To the ones that care: Thanks for everything. I couldn't do it without you guys. I love you people your the best!!

Loverz,
Gabbie.