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Mister George Kapland

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Birthday: 11/04

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Another interest I have pursued is the opposite sex
—the females, the ladies—and not to brag but let’s
just say I’ve had a little more success than I’ve had
with the food service industry. Good in the sack, or
so I’ve been told. Seriously—I can get references—
although maybe not my last girlfriend, who for
reasons that are still unclear to me stabbed me with
a knife and saddled me with trust issues.

 

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George Kapland is a 23 year old Animation Student. His interests include creating animations, being generally weird and ******** up. Completely derisive and awesome.

To me she is always the woman. I have seldom mentioned her under any other name. In my eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that I feel any emotion akin to love for her. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to my cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. I am the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen.... And yet there was but one woman to me, and that woman was of dubious and questionable memory.


Windweaver Takatch Wrote:
George Kapland, Knight of Cannabis.


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village midget Report | 05/19/2013 4:18 am
Excellent, keep it up - that's a challenge. I have just woken up (it's midday) with a steaming hangover, discovered I seem to have started smoking again and that I have arranged to go and meet friends in an hour...and so it starts all over again. I'll race you to hitting the deck in a stupor before the end of Sunday night (my alcohol tolerance is rubbish, which is what makes it so much fun) whee
village midget Report | 05/18/2013 9:25 am
B..b...banned? eek *gasp*
village midget Report | 05/18/2013 2:12 am
Broken interwebz? Gaia detox? ninja
village midget Report | 05/11/2013 3:23 am
emotion_eyebrow And just what, exactly, is wrong with being a lady??? (Yes I am actually doing the eyebrow thing whilst typing this) dramallama
village midget Report | 05/11/2013 12:51 am
It's a wonder you haven't made a thread about gender...oh wait... whee
village midget Report | 05/10/2013 5:16 pm
Hey ladykins! xd You learn something new every day. Nice beard. emotion_yatta
village midget Report | 05/09/2013 10:47 pm
Don't schmooze me you slippery tart scream



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village midget Report | 05/09/2013 10:43 pm
I'm still annoyed with you. Which is annoying. ********. WHY DID I TEAR UP MY CIGARETTES!!!
village midget Report | 05/09/2013 10:41 pm
Sorry for snapping at you.
village midget Report | 05/09/2013 10:39 pm
Read your ******** mail. I am annoyed.
 

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