Last Login: 03/09/2022 12:33 am
Gender: Female
Birthday: 10/13/1994
My name is Melissa, i plan to write about what ever the hell comes to mind...
MaTuRiTy Is OvErRaTeD.
My friends!
Doesn't he have the most beautiful eyes!
My Idol, Taylor Swift!!!
Fall Baby!
I Love Pandas and Kittens!
Good friends are like stars... you can't always see them, but you know their are always there!
IF YOU ARE A TWILIGHT FAN PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
1. I poured glitter on my BF so he'd be just like Edward!
2. Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
3. I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. And lived to tell the tale.
4. I stay up at night waiting for Edward to show up.
5. Ballet studios give me the chills.
6. I've developed a weird habit out of biting people...
7. I'm willing to bet against Alice.
8. Shiny silver Volvos make me squel like a fan girl.
9. When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens.
10. I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save me.
11. I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a friggin' book.
12. I pray for rain so Edward can come out and play.
13. I'm buying a Cullen car. Just to see if it comes free with a vampire.
14. I threw away all my Harry Potter books to make room for my Twilight ones.
15. I went to the doctor the other day... And asked him how Edward was doing.
16. I went to the doctor the other day... And called him Carlisle.
17. Popsicles are now my favorite treat. Cold, hard, and sweet.
18. I saw a grizzly bear and screamed, "Emmett!!!"
19. If anyone asks, I'm from Forks.
20. Whenever I hear the name Edward, I go... "What?! Where?!"
21. Edward heard me thinking of him... And he blushed like a schoolgirl.
22. I have a new pickup line... "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!"
23. I am addicted to something called herionTWILIGHT!
24. I can hear Edward in my head, too
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: slow down i'm scared. Guy: no this is fun. Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary! Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: i love you now slow down. Guy: now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile
If kisses were water, I would give you a sea. If hugs were leaves I would give you a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I would give you a galaxy. If friendship is life, I will give you mine.
My cousins!
Love Life!!!
Attitude is contageous... Is yours worth catching?
I'm not totally useless!!! I can be used as a bad example!
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap... you choose
If we really learned from our mistakes, i'd be a frikin' genious by now!
Were the type of friends that don't know why we started laughing so we laugh harder!
Be Crazy, Be stupid, Be Wild, Be Silly, because lifes too short to be COOL!
Friends ask why your crying... Best Friends already have the shovel ready to burry the loser that made you cry
The best things in life are free the second best things in life are really expensive!
Someone told me that its illegal to kill someone just because they piss you off... crap...
If zombies only eat brains... you have nothing to worry about
Remember yesterday, Dream about tomorrow, but LIVE for today!
Your my best friend Foreve_, but no R because that would be the end of forever!
No one else is like you. Take a look in the mirror -- appreciate your beauty.
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