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Hey.. How'd you find me?
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Hrm. Well. Please excuse my poor excuse for humor and allow me to introduce myself. I answer to a myriad of names, Vivi, Velvet, Miss Black, Miss B, Bob, Shirley, and Sarah. I am a 26 year old female, a wife and mother, and a native Floridian who is now an Arizona transplant.

I lurk around a lot and post sporadically. My sense of humor is.. Questionable and I have a tendency to ramble. But I like to think that overall I'm a nice person and easy to approach. Don't tell me otherwise or you'll crush my dreams, I am fragile.. Don't believe the lies about me pushing people into wells or down stairs.

In any case I love music from the 1960s - the 1990s, even some modern music on occasion. I also love to read nearly anything I can get my hands on, my favorite author would have to be Roger Zelazny or Karl Edward Wagner. Um, not really up to date on television shows, movies, or animes but I am enjoying the newest Sailor Moon.

Any questions feel free to ask, I love talking with people even about the most assine things like the potential squirrel uprising in Malaysia. Yeah, it's going to happen...

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Mr. Sludgie and Friends

Choke on it and die you fat bastards.

This is a place where I'll more than likely go on my ranting sprees and just talk weird crap 'bout nearly everything I can think up!


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Rhea Byrne

Report | 08/22/2014 9:31 pm

Rhea Byrne

I'm not going to be ypur scapegoat, but I will still be your friend.
Rhea Byrne

Report | 08/22/2014 9:29 pm

Rhea Byrne

...Maybe? -raises eyebrow-
Rhea Byrne

Report | 08/22/2014 9:24 pm

Rhea Byrne

So you're a hardened criminal?
Rhea Byrne

Report | 08/22/2014 9:22 pm

Rhea Byrne

It's not inevitable.
Rhea Byrne

Report | 08/22/2014 9:20 pm

Rhea Byrne

Well then don't talk about having me go to jail in your place, then talk about blowing it up.
Rhea Byrne

Report | 08/22/2014 9:08 pm

Rhea Byrne

._.

You terrify me.
Rhea Byrne

Report | 08/22/2014 9:03 pm

Rhea Byrne

What's plan b?
Rhea Byrne

Report | 08/22/2014 9:01 pm

Rhea Byrne

I'm sure they get that a lot, though
Rhea Byrne

Report | 08/22/2014 8:59 pm

Rhea Byrne

...You really think that'd work?
Rhea Byrne

Report | 08/22/2014 8:54 pm

Rhea Byrne

-suspicious glare- And what is that?

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