Miss Mary Muffet

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Last Login: 04/20/2014 6:25 pm

Birthday: 01/12


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Hey, I'm Mary, a 21 year old vegan with a chronic case of wanderlust. I love kitties, sloths, Sherlock, Pokemon, and the Elder Scrolls games. I sometimes take commissions for fleece hats through deviantART. I'm currently attending college full time and working part time. Goals: write a novel, start my own Lolita fashion line, become a beekeeper.

If you want, go ahead and message me. I love meeting new people (:
However, I do not accept random friend requests. Talk to me first, or tell me why you want to add me! If it's for Booty Grab, Pokemon, zOMG (I don't often play anymore, though, because my laptop sucks), or just because we run into each other in the forums all the time, then that's fine with me!

Here's my home, which I spent too much gold decorating. (Last updated September 18, 2012)

If you send me a poem, I'll post it here and love you forever!

A Poem by Yogurt Man:
Mary Mary quite contrary
how does your aquarium glow
with meaty-waters and mini monsters
and item droppers all in a row
or, as Yogurt also says, and dead Memphis all in a row... ;_;
A Poem by Kannonm:
It's glowing green upon this fine day?
Oh silly little Miss Mary Mufffet.
In the shores of Japan I did say,
"Please not to sit upon your trumpet"
But all you could think of was the loot,
and ignore m' lore that feels better does a flute,
than a trumpet upon thy tender coot.

A Limerick by Gorilla and You:
"Pie easting contest!" was yelled
and the people of town all beheld
a young girls so sweet
belly stretched down to her feet
her pie tallies marked 112


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La Dama-sama Report | 02/14/2014 8:02 am
La Dama-sama
heart heart heart Happy Valentine's Day!!! heart heart heart
Yogurt Man Report | 01/17/2014 11:36 am
Yogurt Man
psh reading what a foreign concept.
And I feel you, the last couple weeks have felt crazy. I just got back from a small camping trip. Also we got pie.
Yogurt Man Report | 01/16/2014 10:42 am
Yogurt Man
it's pretty easy when there's a lot of stuff going on XD
Yogurt Man Report | 01/14/2014 11:00 pm
Yogurt Man
I just realized it passed your birthday HAHA OOPS MY BAD
*celebratory confetti*
Purtie Report | 01/12/2014 3:24 pm
Happy Birthday!
purplewiz Report | 01/12/2014 11:32 am
Happy Birthday! Hope it's a great day mrgreen
Yogurt Man Report | 12/26/2013 9:23 am
Yogurt Man
For some reason I read "bby" as "bubby" and I thought you were trying to be Manny from Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Which is fair I guess, it's a good book.
In any case since Christmas is clearly over, uhhh... happy St. Stephen's Day? :'D Oh I think it's Boxing Day in Canada, you're pretty close to Canada so don't get boxed by shoppers!
edokitty Report | 12/26/2013 2:31 am
Thank you <3
Hope you have a Happy New Year
Butterfly on my Shoulder Report | 12/25/2013 9:29 am
Butterfly on my Shoulder
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YogurtArchangel Report | 12/24/2013 1:57 pm
If you happen to log back on today I thought I'd let you know that perfect cherries are premium in my village today and you could make a slaughtering off selling them all here.

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