Hey, I'm Mary, a 21 year old with a chronic case of wanderlust. I love kitties, sloths, Sherlock, Pokemon, and the Elder Scrolls games. I sometimes take commissions for fleece hats through deviantART
. I'm currently working part time and am in my second year of college. Goals: write a novel, start my own Lolita fashion line, become a beekeeper, sell my wares at conventions.
I do not accept random friend requests.
If you send me a poem, I'll post it here and love you forever!
A Poem by Yogurt Man:
Mary Mary quite contrary
how does your aquarium glow
with meaty-waters and mini monsters
and item droppers all in a row
or, as Yogurt also says, and dead Memphis all in a row... ;_;
A Poem by Kannonm:
It's glowing green upon this fine day?
Oh silly little Miss Mary Mufffet.
In the shores of Japan I did say,
"Please not to sit upon your trumpet"
But all you could think of was the loot,
and ignore m' lore that feels better does a flute,
than a trumpet upon thy tender coot.
A Limerick by Gorilla and You:
"Pie easting contest!" was yelled
and the people of town all beheld
a young girls so sweet
belly stretched down to her feet
her pie tallies marked 112