Miss Mary Muffet

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Last Login: 11/14/2015 9:38 am

Birthday: 01/12


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Hey, I'm Mary, a 22 year old with a chronic case of wanderlust. I love kitties, sloths, Sherlock, Pokemon, and the Elder Scrolls games. I'm currently working part time and am in my second year of college. I rarely spend time on this website anymore. Life goals: write a novel, start my own Lolita fashion line, become a beekeeper, sell my wares at conventions.

I do not accept random friend requests.

If you send me a poem, I'll post it here and love you forever!

A Poem by Yogurt Man:
Mary Mary quite contrary
how does your aquarium glow
with meaty-waters and mini monsters
and item droppers all in a row
or, as Yogurt also says, and dead Memphis all in a row... ;_;
A Poem by Kannonm:
It's glowing green upon this fine day?
Oh silly little Miss Mary Mufffet.
In the shores of Japan I did say,
"Please not to sit upon your trumpet"
But all you could think of was the loot,
and ignore m' lore that feels better does a flute,
than a trumpet upon thy tender coot.

A Limerick by Gorilla and You:
"Pie easting contest!" was yelled
and the people of town all beheld
a young girls so sweet
belly stretched down to her feet
her pie tallies marked 112


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Yogurt Man Report | 08/27/2015 1:03 pm
Yogurt Man
So much stuff
Yogurt Man Report | 07/11/2015 8:05 am
Yogurt Man
hahahaha, you caught me! I hardly use it at all LMAO.
funnily enough I did that a couple times when I was streaming, I set up a cat cam, which lasted for maybe 15 minutes before all the kittens left.
Yogurt Man Report | 06/11/2015 9:20 am
Yogurt Man
I won more stuff so I'm waiting for it to come in LOL
We spend too much time in our lives doing work D;
Yogurt Man Report | 05/24/2015 12:21 am
Yogurt Man
Good, that means I must be the coolest kid. I will at some point hopefully soon ;]
You say it's not due to years of inbreeding but everything you described make it sound EXACTLY like it's from years of inbreeding. Now, I don't pretend to be an expert on dogs because I certainly am not but it's a similar thing with fuglypugs and how they can barely breathe because of all the inbreeding. Again I'm not pretending to be an expert and I wouldn't be surprised if I was lied to on the internet (why do people do that, just lie on the internet ;__; ) but yeah, it's sad people will do this to animals just to have a good looking animal and ignore the risks, I wonder if they breed with their siblings.
Yogurt Man Report | 05/22/2015 10:53 am
Yogurt Man
Yeah they're pretty fookin cute. I need to take a picture of all the sweet stuff I've won so I can show it off and give them free advertising. That's what all the cool kids do right?
You're telling me you have these games but never beat them? How dare you have a real life, you... you.. fake gamer girl!!!!1one1!!1
Oh, that's why she looked blind. Are they born like that because of years of inbreeding? Gosh why do dogs gotta chew everything D;
Yogurt Man Report | 05/20/2015 1:03 pm
Yogurt Man
I've been okay, I recently joined twitch because the best youtube channel started one up and they do a show every Monday night where four of them have a race in a video game, so I joined solely to enter their giveaways and support them, so I've been doing a lot of that lately. I've already won a load of prizes, like a Mr. Saturn Amigurumi and a bomb bag amigurumi. Sometimes they even have viewer races so I participate in those when I can. I also found out how good I am at original Legend of Zelda, my best as it stands is beating it in an hour and a half.
Heh, work. I should get a job.
Melnil Report | 04/01/2015 6:38 pm
It all just kinda, plopped out there. lol
It's k, I'll figure something up.
At least I only have to work this weekend.
That really does sound fun though!
It beats having to write a long paper!
Melnil Report | 04/01/2015 6:24 pm
Wow that's a long presentation!
Is everyone in class doing the same thing or in smaller groups?
Sounds fun though, but I'd hate having to be in front of the class cx<
Eh, work just sucks. I'd tough it out, prolly will, but I hate that everything could fall on me.
Like, if someone drives on without paying, yet I have to turn on the pump for some people.
And basic customer bullshit everyday in my face.
So many people get pissed at me because I won't turn on the pumps for them like 'so and so does it."
I'm not them and I don't know you and they don't care cause you ain't bending over backwards for them or doing back flips in their presence.
And carding people for cig sells is the dumbest thing, thanks to them.
Their like why? I'm like. Because it's the law. Duh.
They really don't care and I really don't care for them either.
I just want to ignore 70% of them and focus on the other stuff I have to do.
Plus all the crap that isn't set up right so they bring somethign up and I can't sell it at the right price, not my fault, and such.
Everyone is just so pissy and in a hurry I've started telling them It's not my fault/problem.
Well, in a not getting me fired way haha. ugh. And this summer is going to be so much worse, says my manager.
Dear lord did not mean to explode there. Sorry bout that! sweatdrop
Melnil Report | 04/01/2015 6:10 pm
jkjk. I would have to just take a pic of cute foods.
too cute to eatt. but they do have food plushies so I'm saved! XD
What have you been up too recently? c:
I need to find another job, but aside from that.
Just being lazy.
Melnil Report | 04/01/2015 6:04 pm
Mom scared us with real spiders.
We where cleaning out the shed and they where everywhereee. just. no.
OMG. Do they have jelly filling? *u* I wanna make some~!
Now I want sweets haha.

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