Miss Mary Muffet

Miss Mary Muffet's avatar

Last Login: 02/02/2015 2:56 pm

Birthday: 01/12


  • Add to Friends
  • Send Message
  • Trade Items


Hey, I'm Mary, a 21 year old with a chronic case of wanderlust. I love kitties, sloths, Sherlock, Pokemon, and the Elder Scrolls games. I sometimes take commissions for fleece hats through deviantART. I'm currently working part time and am in my second year of college. Goals: write a novel, start my own Lolita fashion line, become a beekeeper, sell my wares at conventions.

I do not accept random friend requests.

If you send me a poem, I'll post it here and love you forever!

A Poem by Yogurt Man:
Mary Mary quite contrary
how does your aquarium glow
with meaty-waters and mini monsters
and item droppers all in a row
or, as Yogurt also says, and dead Memphis all in a row... ;_;
A Poem by Kannonm:
It's glowing green upon this fine day?
Oh silly little Miss Mary Mufffet.
In the shores of Japan I did say,
"Please not to sit upon your trumpet"
But all you could think of was the loot,
and ignore m' lore that feels better does a flute,
than a trumpet upon thy tender coot.

A Limerick by Gorilla and You:
"Pie easting contest!" was yelled
and the people of town all beheld
a young girls so sweet
belly stretched down to her feet
her pie tallies marked 112


View All Comments

Yogurt Man Report | 02/01/2015 7:16 pm
Yogurt Man
No because skype is for squares, I only use Yahoo. You know this. XD
And yes, throughout the whole week "save the animals" was winning significantly but then when the super metroid run started kill the animals started winning and I got really excited. But then in the literal last minute someone made an anonymous $10,000 donation to save the animals.
But it's okay because I still got the shirt :')
Why have you been shitty? Is it because of the dreary weather? I've been okay, for a week I had the opportunity to help out with a contractor so I made some money for a week. Good stuff.
Yogurt Man Report | 01/10/2015 7:41 am
Yogurt Man
Your birthday is coming up, we'd better save the animals in Super Metroid.
Melnil Report | 10/27/2014 3:26 pm
User Image
New Sloth Item! emotion_kirakira
Cosmos the Sloth ~ emotion_bigheart
Yogurt Man Report | 10/07/2014 4:32 pm
Yogurt Man
HAHA and from now on he'll be the only name I remember. His house looks like crap, it's clear he maybe only played for a week, if that. But it's still cool that I streetpassed him, because I got Switzerland information.
We talked to each other.. There were 7 people in our "group" and I only talk to one on a semi-regular basis LOL I miss LARPing D; But yeah we only really stuck around for like 10 minutes, it was midnight and I was thirsty as ********.
I hardly know their music too and I went.. gosh, shabby excuses. I was talkin this girl was talking to me in line and told me her friend ditched her, and she had bought tickets for them AND she was driving there. People are ******** rude. They just go and talk to other people in line thinking they give a damn about their problems. HAHAHA no I meant the other person who made excuses to not come. Dicks.
Yogurt Man Report | 10/05/2014 12:55 am
Yogurt Man
holy s**t

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
link just in case
Yogurt Man Report | 10/04/2014 8:00 am
Yogurt Man
sorry I can't hear you because of how intense it was
I actually didn't get earplugs, which was probably a really bad idea, but I can hear now so that's something. I have a nasty headache though =[
Also they only had 7 people playing because their fiddle player had to be flown home for a family emergency. But it was pretty intense regardless. I was like 5 feet from the stage for the majority of the 5 hour show (three bands played) and when the hurdy gurdy player was handing out roses I regretted not being closer LOL
After the show, Lauri "Varulven" Õunapuu (from Metsatöll) was out talking to concertgoers. It's always nice to see musicians out mingling with commoners. But considering there were only around 200 people in the venue it's not that much of a surprise.
Yogurt Man Report | 10/02/2014 11:50 am
Yogurt Man
HAHAHAHA yeah this guy I used to work with told me he's going and asked if I wanted to come, and I decided yeah sure why not, it's nice to get out, and I've never actually been to a real concert before! Also I need to remember to ask him if I should bring earplugs...
Like I've told other people I'm not really a fan but they aren't terrible like a lot of popular music these days.
Yogurt Man Report | 10/01/2014 4:16 pm
Yogurt Man
I can't remember if you're a fan of Helvetii? (Eluveitie)
Yogurt Man Report | 09/27/2014 6:47 pm
Yogurt Man
You haven't seen much then have you?
But you're young - I guess it's okay to say it's the most beautiful image you've seen so far. XD
Yogurt Man Report | 09/26/2014 7:52 am
Yogurt Man
RenFaire? Always making me jealous and s**t hahahaha

Recent Visitors


Posts per Day: 11.22

Total Posts: 20599

Latest Posts


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show.

Pokémon X - Mary
Friend Safari: Pupitar, Dwebble, Barbacle
Polar Pattern Vivillon

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show.
ACNL - Mayor Mary of Barton

Back on Gaia and confused by the current economy?
Read about it here!

My Aquarium

View Aquarium