Miss Mary Muffet

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Last Login: 09/22/2014 5:32 am

Birthday: 01/12

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Hey, I'm Mary, a 21 year old with a chronic case of wanderlust. I love kitties, sloths, Sherlock, Pokemon, and the Elder Scrolls games. I sometimes take commissions for fleece hats through deviantART. I'm currently working part time and will be going to my second year of college in the fall. Goals: write a novel, start my own Lolita fashion line, become a beekeeper, sell my wares at conventions.

I do not accept random friend requests.

If you send me a poem, I'll post it here and love you forever!

A Poem by Yogurt Man:
Mary Mary quite contrary
how does your aquarium glow
with meaty-waters and mini monsters
and item droppers all in a row
or, as Yogurt also says, and dead Memphis all in a row... ;_;
A Poem by Kannonm:
It's glowing green upon this fine day?
Oh silly little Miss Mary Mufffet.
In the shores of Japan I did say,
"Please not to sit upon your trumpet"
But all you could think of was the loot,
and ignore m' lore that feels better does a flute,
than a trumpet upon thy tender coot.

A Limerick by Gorilla and You:
"Pie easting contest!" was yelled
and the people of town all beheld
a young girls so sweet
belly stretched down to her feet
her pie tallies marked 112

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Melnil Report | 08/29/2014 10:26 am
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Yogurt Man Report | 08/24/2014 2:50 pm
Yogurt Man
Oh good, because honestly I see wayyyyyyy more than I show you. I just walk the other way because the internet is a hive of asininity.
Yogurt Man Report | 08/23/2014 6:01 pm
Yogurt Man
Why are some people so fanatically obsessed with Cage though
Yogurt Man Report | 08/23/2014 1:40 pm
Yogurt Man
http://i.imgur.com/MdGO5BZ.jpg

HAHA
Yogurt Man Report | 08/11/2014 11:30 pm
Yogurt Man
THAT HAPPENS TO ME SO OFTEN
sometimes I'll be like "the ******** does that mean" so I'll go on urbandictionary but then I end up getting distracted reading the stupid featured words/phrases and then forget why I went on UD in the first place.
This is the problem with the internet, my attention span is rubbish now. :'(
Mindbreak Report | 08/11/2014 8:26 am
Mindbreak
absolutely not x)
change it everytime I change avvie
and update it with the new art heart
 

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