I'm Minty. No matter where I go (except for DeviantArt), I am known as Minty.
I am the kewlest and the best Minty you will ever see and know.
Egotistical? Nah, I'm just saying the truth.
But because my info page on AIM can't fit all of this, I'm putting it here.
Why? Cause this is my profile page and I can do whatever the heck I want.
Minty: my friend is determined civil workers is correct
Minty: you two must battle for win
Don: but I have chin fur
Don: so therefore
Don: I already win
Taku: i'm chinese, too!
Minty: ... fuzz
Taku: i thought he was being racist
Minty: yes, because chin always means something chinese
Taku: 'cause the chinese rule the world
Taku: public official
Taku: that can be one
Minty: public official... that works
Taku: the chinese conquers, again!
Me: OH MY GOD!
Me: All that work... FOR NOTHING!??!!
Me: WHAT. THE. HELL.
Don: Prince of persia has officially given you the middle finger
Don: And guess what
Don: That Epilouge DLC ends on a cliff hanger
Me: This game has just pissed me off. >_>
Don: MINTY RAMPAGE!!!!
Me: GOD DAMNIT!
Don: OH GOD HIDE!
Me: i don't understand whyyyyyyyyyyyy
Me: all that work... WHYYYYYYYY
Me: Even the girl didn't look happy about her revival!
Don: She smacks him in the first few minutes of epilouge
Me: is the epilogue DLC free?
Me: i wanna play it...
Don: You have to pay
Don: and I think it's 360 only
Me: ... ******** the 360
Me: ******** this game
Me: ******** the ending
Me: ******** THE WORD ********!
Don: Let me just screen shot this
Don: I had never seen Minteh curse
Don: It was new
Me: was it hailing earlier?
Taku: i thought i heard ppl tapping on my windows.. but it could have been hail
<I don't even remember what this was about, but I still giggle while reading>
Taku: you should talk to her. be like.. "b***h. you BETTER show up or i'll call me azn gangstas on you. yakuza, bi-atch!"
Jigen II: IT'S 85 IN THE MIDDLE OF ******** WINTER! STOP PMSING ON MY ******** STATE, MOTHER NATURE!
Taku: dude....did u ever have imaginary friends?
Me: still do
Taku: gay dudes in ur head doens't count
Me: but... they're my FRIENDS. who get it on with the OTHER friends. really hot like
Taku: no... they're ppl u WISH were ur friends
Taku: big dif
Don: Sorry minteh
Coffee is for grown ups
Me: then i never want to grow up!
*flies off to neverland*
Don: No worries
You're a girlie
Michale Jackson isnt into you
Champ: Damn you and your better economic fortune
And your ability to cook
Me: actually, i can't cook
Champ: And your home that has stuff to cook
Me: have you heard of the burned boiled egg incident?
But I demand to know
This is relevant to my interests
Me: well now you have. I tried boiling eggs, forgot about it, an hour later I smelt burnt feathers.
Oh dear god!
Me: there's also the 'tried microwaving a homemade poptart and ended up smoking the whole apartment then calling up kristi just to laugh about it with her instead of trying to do something about the smoke' incident.
Champ: You know
That would have been a much less mentally painful story
I was stunned at the keyboard
Not from awesome visual this time
Do you invoke chaos magic in your egg cooking?
I never heard of someone boiling an egg and there being a burnt baby chick
Me: nonono, i smelt that, there wasn't one though... at least, I don't think there was. I ended up throwing away the eggs cause i was too scared to eat them and be munching on baby wings.
Champ: Oh thank god
That's what the "Dear Gawd!" think was about
I thought there was like a baby chick in there and you burned it alive
I know it's a story from the past but s**t man
Don: Why dont i help you learn how to cook instead?
(same time)Don: No
(same time)Champ: No
Don: Wait a second
Don: By cooking
Don: Do you mean making something edible?
Champ: Arson and Cooking are two different things
<She's coming over to my house and I refuse to let her in!>
Taku: i'll write this script before hand..
Taku: "honey! open the door! you can't do this to me! i'm bearing ur child!"
Taku: -bang bang-
Taku: "you b*****d! u better not be screwing some other woman!"
Taku: -bang bang-
Taku: "open the door, you ho!"
Taku: -starts bawling-
Taku: "honey! i love you!! don't do this to me!"
Me: DAAAAAAAAAMN, leon just got owned. but he looked hot while doing it so it's all good
Taku: of course.. as long as you die hot.. who cares if ur living?
Me: photoshop is not agreeing with me at the moment
Me: and it's pissing me off. xP
Champ: Photoshop is essentially Mac's ex girlfriend
Me: actually, photoshop is a very good application for a mac, it's just right now they're having a little argument at the moment.
Champ: Mac's mother disapproves of Photoshop
Champ: Photoshop called Mac's mother a whore
Champ: Now Mac is split between the two
Fera: Sorry, I don't stalk you THAT much
Me: oh xP
Fera: Maybe I should...
Fera: I mean, I already go through your trash
Fera: this would actually be a step up
Fera: Pat sends it to me. I think he gets all the good stuff before sending it to me, tho -_-
Me: Congrats, Kristi, you've just been put into my gaia profile. Any last words before you're made semi-famous?
Fera: CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Don: you do that
Me: aw, why me?
Me: i posted recently
Don: because I'm doing the doctor
Don: could have worded that better
Me: god damn aim
Me: it's being a b***h
Me: you say anything?
Taku: i thoguht u sued meebo?
Me: You did what now?
Taku: i think she's getting a ride from her folks
Taku: 'cause she asked me for one
Taku: but i told her that i wasn't legal yet
Taku: and didn't wanna risk it w/ her mom
Me: nice way of putting it...
Me: dude, that whole thing you said now sounds wrong when taken outta context...
(Whole convo taken outta context)
Champ: Damn I love Yoo hoo
Champ: I could go for one right now
Me: you mean hoe hoes?
Champ: I know the distinction between chocolate milk and whores minty
Me: But... I don't have cookies. o_o
Don: That's why you dont have any
Me: huh, that makes sense
Don: I find your lack of baked goods disturbing
Me: me too
Me: i used to have this whole plate of brownies, but those disappeared
Don: yep i have those here
Me: you couldn't drop off some good games while you were here?
Don: My teleportation powers only affect baked goods
Don: You know
Don: I dont understand something about this game
Don: The ODST are supposed to be the best soldiers in the human army
Don: so why the hell do they only carry enough ammo to worry half a girl scout troop?
Don: did this army have some serious budget cuts too?
<trying to decide between deleting all my U2 albums from my itunes and keeping it>
Taku: delete it
Me: but... but...
Taku: NOW YOU WHORE!
Me: *cowers in a corner*
Taku: b***h, MOVE IT!!
<For those curious, I ended up deleting them. lol.>
Champ: Alright to hell with this
I make a promise now
In three months time
I will be like Wesker himself
Body,Strength,speed, and awesomeness all
Me: blonde hair, red eyes, and leather tights also?
Champ: I'm trying to be awesome, not seduce the entire female gender
Me: awwww. Well, be sad no longer, for the minty is back! And no more shall your world be mintehless and saaaaad! *wuuuuuuu*
Don: She liberates us
Don: Freedom she gives unto us
Don: in the name of sugar stars, cats and happeh let us give thanks unto her holiness
Don: that sounded strangely epic
Taku: Today, in math class two boys were fighting about whether or not it is harder to be Christian or Jewish. The Jewish boy complained that he has to go to school on Jewish holidays. The Christian boy complained that he can't eat sweets during Lent. The Jewish boy than said "When you were born, you got a nice bath. When I was born my p***s was cut up." He won. MLIA
Taku: interesting..i thoguht christians got castrated, too
<If you don't get what is wrong in this convo, you fail>
Me: <found on mysterymissions> Use this pick up line on someone you don't know: "Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long"
Taku: dude... in your case, it'd be "Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and ignore you all night long"
Taku: i wonder who videotapes all this
Taku: they have steady a** hands
Me: hell yah.
(same time)Taku: unlike the 15 min vid xDD
(same time)Me: this person should've done the 15 minutes thing
(same time #2)Me: XDDD
(same time #2)Taku: xDDD
(same time #3)Taku: stop it!
(same time #3)Me: STOP THINKING LIKE ME!
(same time #4)Me: ....
(same time #4)Taku: ...
(same time #5)Taku: >_>
(same time #5)Me: <______<
(same time #6)Me: ....
(same time #6)Taku: ...
<I kid you not with how many times we did that.>
Me: you better keep in contact with me for the next two years then
Taku: dude, the bond of yaoi will keep us together
Me: JOIIIIIN we have dietary cookies!
i just read the last line
and thought u were serious
i got excited
Me: I'm sorry I was born dysfunctional!
Dad: You're not dysfunctional... Just ******** up.
<XD Thaaaanks daddy. -_->
Taku: oh. what was my head size?
Taku: ...i'm not a guy...and it still feels weird saying that
Chris: it's because i'm a guy
Me: OH s**t, REALLY?!
Chris: I KNOW
IT WAS NEWS TO ME TOO
I looked down
and was like HOLY s**t
and got my answer
it was an amazing discovery
Bunny: Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Jesus is dead.
And so are you.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CTRL Z.
Me: *revives* I'm alliiiiiiiiive!
THE BOOBS HAVE RETURNED!
John: she bit my knee
Taku: i was hungry >->
u were tired
Mitch: fine. i dreampt u were food w/ my eyes open xD
I'LL TASTE LIKE CHRIS
AND CHRIS TASTES MIGHTY FINE
Don: It's like she was blindfolded and forced to run through a candy factory
And So help me god if you tell me that's a dude
I see boob but with you I can never be sure
Don: that doesnt make sense
you would spend 550 bucks
to come to new york
track me down
and kill me
for buying you a pack of 4 games for 10 bucks
Champ: That seems kind of weird
A guy shows up at your door saying "I'm here for Kitchen duty."
what if one of your parents would answer the door?
I don't have witty lines for that!
I may escape your mom's wrath but your father may kill me on the spot with some sort of japanese heart exploder punch
Me: don't worry, i don't live w/ my dad
Champ: With my luck, he'll be visiting if I come to cook
And he just finished getting his doctorate in heart exploding techniques
Champ: FIne I shall leave
and I am taking my juice WITH ME
Me: fine, go ahead.
Not like I want that anyways!
i'm taking the house!!!
Champ: Damn it! Next you want the kids I bet!
Me: ew, those ugly brats? you can have them.
have fun with the puke stains and diaper changes.
Champ: They shall grow to know that mommy was a bad whore
Me: and they shall grow to know that daddy was a cheap b*****d.
Champ: It's sad that this conversation probably happened in all seriousness somewhere
Don: You have the ultimate weapon
The Rage of Don
Me: yes, cause somehow your rage can reach across the country.
Don: you'd be amazed how far my fury can travel
I once got pissed off at this one girl i talked to in New Orleanes
two weeks later
Me: DALAIII LAAAMAAAA
im sad, he's on campus right now, and i can't see him cause i got class. D:
Champ: CUT CLASS
Me: I CAN'T, I HAVE s**t DUE IN EACH CLASS THAT CAN'T BE TURNED IN LATE
Champ: GET THE ******** OUT OF CLASS AND SEE THE SPIRITUAL LEADER OF THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!
Me: plus all the tickets are sold out
they sold out like... months ago
Champ: You don't need tickets Bri
You have bravado and courage
Those are your tickets to life
Now throw your work at the teacher, strut out of class, and go see the Lama for free
When I do, I want to remember them.
Therefore, here they are.
Don Sleipner: Silly, silly thief.
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I think global warming might be killing testosterone and any hint of manliness in this world.
~Champion of Valhalla