Not literally. Hehe. I live in a house with my boyfriend, a sulcata tortoise, 2 ball pythons, a corn snake, 6 leopard geckos, three cats, a hedgehog, two dogs, a chameleon, and 4 hermit crabs.
I LOOOOVE it!
I'm a nurse in a geriatric facility. I was in school for this crap forever. First Feeder assistant, then Certified Nurses Assistant, Certified Medical Assistant, Certified medication Aide. In August of 2010 I completed my LPN classes and passed the test in October.
I am NURSE ASHLEY. I was just promoted to MDS Coordinator. Go me. (5/19/14)
But anyhoo. I read. A lot. I own every work by Stephen King. I especially liked the Dark Tower series.
I've been floating around gaia since Janurary 2007. My name was stvnkngluvr, then changed to Bounce-N-Bump. After I was hacked I became Generic_Bump-N-Bounce then Mintiness Creamy Mess.
Wanna know something else? Feel free to PM me.
I really love art! I have some in my journal.
NOW, THE PETTING ZOO!
*Warning. Pictures are large.*
Mariweather the Sulcata Tortoise. Purchased 5/31/14.
Mozzarella the albino ball python. Brought home 10/13/13
Peppermint, the Candy Cane Corn snake. Brought home: July 31st. 2012
My ball Python, Babe. Brought home: 6/6/11
Willow the Hedgie. Brought home: 11/13/12
Apollo: newest member of my family. Came home 3/8/15.
The Kitties. Frankie and SHEBA were brought home 3/12/12.
Fluffy kitty was adopt Oct 2014.
4 hermit crabs. Brought home 1/2/13
One died this year. 
Wrex the veiled chameleon. Arrived: 4/2/13
The Leopard Geckos!
Draco and Medusa: raised since April 2012
Storm, Lil'Bit, and Freckles: brought home 6/16/13
Newest addition Xavier. Pictures to come!
Across the rainbow bridge...
I'm sorry. He was poisoned by a Lily.
This is Mystique. I owned her for a month. I was rehabilitating her. She became eggbound. We couldn't afford the surgery, so we reliquinshed her to a vet that said he knew a organization that may be able to get her the surgery. I really hope she made it...
On 2/8/15 I discovered one of my hermit crabs disappeared into thin air. I think the other four ate it to be honest...