WHAT YOUR MASTER SAYSI am a Time Cat from Planet Gallifrey.
LOL! LISTEN TO THIS:
1. I am from Gallifrey
2. The Internet is serious business
3. Once you enter the troll's nest, there is no return
4. Your mom
5. I AM A ******** PIXIE! DO I NEED TO STAPLE THAT TO YOUR FOREHEADS SO THAT EVERYTIME YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOU CAN READ IT?
6. Once you leave my profile, you have herpes
7. No, there is only one cure to your stupid
8. Only the Obama faerie has the cure. But his species is extinct thanks to Brazil's deforestation.
9. The number ten does not exist
11. Feed me and I will leave a gift
12. That gift will be in your shoe in the form of a yellow liquid
13. Once you go Slavic, there is no turning back.
14. The ED is just like highschool. The only difference is that everyone is obsessed with abortion and sexuality and... oh wait...
15. TOFU AND VEGANS DO NOT MIX!
ONE IS NASTY s**t, THE OTHER IS A FOOD SOURCE!
16. Ming is always right.
17. When you think Ming is wrong, refer to rule 16.
NOW GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!1