Midnight Sledgehammer

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Birthday: 01/23

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Alright, alright, FINE. I'll finally start writing in my About Me section. You deserve some sort of info since you came here... ah, where to begin...

The name's Colin, not Collin, Connor, Colon, Colton, get it right. I've had far too many people mess up my name. I'll come off as though I have a HUGE ego but if you get to know me you'll realize it's all fake, I do it because it's funny. For the love of God don't send me a friend request if you're not gonna talk to me, although I'll probably accept it anyway cause of laziness.

I like to RP. With RELIABLE partners, not some person who's gonna walk off in the first few days. I prefer meebo to forums but I will do both, and my favorite kind of RP's are the perfect blend of Sci-Fi and Fantasy genres, which brings me to another topic.

Final Fantasy VII is a blend of Sci-Fi and Fantasy, and not to mention my favorite game currently in existence, and it's not about to change. Yeah, most people don't like FFVII as much as the others, they say it's all hype, but I think it's the one that made the most money for a reason. It's got an epic story, battle system, soundtrack, characters, and don't you dare complain about the graphics. Tons of great games are from the stone age way back when. Also, I'm a Pokemon Master, but I keep up with the newest titles. Funny how people tell me the new games suck when they only get better every time.

Enough about video games, I'm starting to sound like I don't have a life! Couple months ago I started fencing, and I'm totally loving it. How could one not enjoy revisiting your childhood memories of swordfights with your siblings... ah... but in such a more strategic and exhilarating manner. I'm slowly improving on my techniques, I'll be winning competitions before I know it. I'm a Jr. Black Belt in karate, and I planned to return to my dojo to join the adult class to earn my Sr. Black Belt once I became old enough... but fencing and karate at the same time would be pretty hectic, not to mention expensive for my folks.

I'm a pretty smart kid, if I do say so myself. AP classes are not easy, though. ADHD doesn't help much either while trying to concentrate or study, but by some miracle I get by. It's difficult for me to keep my grades up. I play the violin, and admittedly I'm not the best, I tend to disregard the notes and play the songs how I hear them. My teachers say I have a wonderful ear but playing by ear causes me to get the bowing wrong... and they're right. Which is why I'm not the best.

Okay, okay, I know I've said I don't like online relationships but Mareh... smilies/icon_heart.gif She is my lover at this time and I hope that won't change for a while... So go get your own she's mine!
Mary typing here (5/22/14): Much love. Many word. Such paragraph. So hard work. Wow. {Just kidding I love you. smilies/icon_heart.gif }

It's sad that my friends on gaia are so much better than those in real life, but if I had a ton of friends in real life, I probably wouldn't be on gaia. But shoutouts to Kitsune, Jovi, Monk, Mary, Furball, Little Miss Abusive, Yang, and all my other close friends on here. You guys are the best.

Now on to food-based topics. I've got a huge sweet tooth, desserts like apple pie or strawberry shortcake are among my favorite foods. And despite the fact that I eat all this junk, I'm still skinny beyond belief. Really my only muscle is in my legs. But besides dessert Italian food is my favorite, things like ravioli and chicken parmesan get me drooling. I'm a fan of seafood, I can eat crab legs like there's no tomorrow. Cheeseburgers are delicious, but you already know that. Am I getting you hungry yet?

As for animals, my favorite one is probably one you don't know very well, the tree kangaroo. Google it or whatever. But cats are my favorite if we don't wanna talk exotic endangered species.

If there's anything else you want to talk about we can chat over meebo or PM, you're a gaian, you know the deal. Peace.

The Thing That You See Below My Posts

"Try not to die."


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fantasymonk Report | 01/21/2015 4:49 pm
Happy upcoming birthday, Sledge!
Illuminatits Report | 09/28/2014 11:41 am
i heard you were online for the first time in 300 years
Illuminatits Report | 09/15/2014 10:03 am
yo, i pm'd you, but in don't think you got it, you can check though, if it's not there, tell me please.
Illuminatits Report | 08/21/2014 12:38 pm
i do in fact have a skype.
Illuminatits Report | 08/20/2014 1:34 pm
hey star, i haven't talked to midnight in at least a year, he's hardly ever on anymore. tell him i said hi, please.
Illuminatits Report | 07/09/2014 12:32 pm
I hope one day the real warrior returns, not the joker.
Bama Phantom Report | 07/08/2014 5:35 am
Bama Phantom
midnight when you get the chance to log in you should look up your old gaia friend you did not talk in years alright.
Soul Magnet Report | 06/30/2014 5:45 pm
Soul Magnet
lol you are back midnigth?
Bama Phantom Report | 05/10/2014 6:25 pm
Bama Phantom
Hello midnight guess who this is.
Starlight Sledgehammer Report | 01/23/2014 2:02 pm
Starlight Sledgehammer
Happy birthday, Colin.
I've known you since you were thirteen, now you're a big fifteen year old, such a big boy heart
Anyways, I'm saying this as a friend, not as a girlfriend.
Colin, you are the sweetest person I have ever met, I've told you this many, many, many times, I know. I say it simply because it is true. heart 4laugh
You are funny, kind, sweet, sarcastic {in an adorabu way whee }, caring, sharing, thoughtful, amazing with kids, an amazing lover redface , incredible, and most of all you are truly one of a kind. Always stay who you are for me, never try to blend in, do what you think is right, don't pretend to be someone you're not, because I'll notice...and I'll get sad...I love you BECAUSE you're you. heart
Your shaggy, brown hair.
Your chocolate brown eyes.
Your cute, scrawny chest and happy trail. emotion_kirakira emotion_bigheart emotion_bigheart emotion_bigheart emotion_bigheart emotion_drool
Your hairy legs.
Your deepish voice.
Your personality.
Your singing voice. emotion_yatta
Your taste in music. emotion_dowant emotion_dowant emotion_dowant
I love everything about you, never change. emotion_bigheart

Love, Mary. cat_redface
Kitsune no Akai
Starlight Sledgehammer


Hey, kupo. Scroll down to the bottom for my avi art gallery.

Easily the nicest and most kindhearted Gaian I have ever met, and he's one of my oldest friends on here. This guy emanates a pure positive attitude that just makes you feel happy every time you're around him.

Kitsune and I have been through a lot together. Always there for me when I'm down and ready to steal my helmet when I'm not. Yeah, he always takes my bone helmet, that shifty fox... I also have to share my birthday with him.

This here is my Mareh, my cupcake. We've recently started dating each other. I don't usually partake in online relationships but she's definitely worth it. I love and trust her and hope we can meet in real life one day. <3

Thyme, or formerly known as Yang. Her weirdo sense of humor always puts a smile on my face, and if you want to talk to someone about Homestuck, she's your gal -3-

Here we have Jovi, one hell of a friend and quite possibly the best RP buddy on this planet. He's supportive and optimistic even in the darkest of times. Not to mention he's the prodigy that drew my signature art!

I recently deleted everything on my profile, so it's pretty boring right now, but you get the basic information here. Eat away at the knowledge.

Hacked by Starlight Sledgehammer {sorta~}
January 14th, 10:07 PM
Hi, sugar cube~ n w n I know that this isn't what I said I'd be doing on your account but I just HAD to...all of your friends need to know this <3
Colin you are the absolute sweetest guy I have ever met in my entire life, you make me as happy as a kid in a candy shop and I hope so very much that I make you feel the same way. You are my sugar cube, my puppy, my uke, my star, my everything. I know I've said this probably over a thousand times, but I love you, from the bottom of my heart to the top, to the moon and back, to the bottom of the ocean and all the way back to the surface. I know, you are NOT perfect, but you are the closest to perfect I have ever found~ I hope to move to Long Island, marry you, have children with you, watch them grow with you, and grow old with you. I would rather die young in your arms than die old without you. I love you.
~Mary smilies/icon_heart.gif

"H-Here, Mary...!" >///^///<

Hacked on 6/23/14 smilies/icon_heart.gif
So, uhm, I want people to see your pretty face. ~Mary smilies/icon_heart.gif