Greetings! Ladies and gentlemen! I am the handsome, charming, and evil Dark Adonis—rightful ruler of the Netherworld! Go ahead, you lucky mortals. Marvel at the beauty of your new overlord and master!
Despite what you may have heard from that pretentious little Prince, I am in no way to ever be referred to as “Mid Boss”! After all, one such as moi could never be anything less then the epic final boss and most glorious challenge the world could ever hope to face!
Despite the best efforts of my unskilled rival, I am always known for my impeccably timed appearances. Even at times when the fate of the entire Netherworld lies hanging in the balance, without the great Dark Adonis coming to the rescue, I dare not imagine the horrible fate that would befall MOI's kingdom!
Now really, with such candor, grace, and skill, how could I, the grand Count of Beauty, be relegated to being a mere Mid Boss!? It simply makes no sense. Who I'd like to meet:
I, of course, would relish the opportunity to vanquish that foolish little brat and any other contender whom dare to stand in my path and take my place as Overlord of the Netherworld! Afterall, can you think of none better then moi? Heroes
Heroes? Does there even exist one greater then moi? I should think not! However, I must force myself to admit that King Krichevskoy was quite worthy of the entire Netherworld’s admiration!
(If this looks familiar; it's because it's from the official Mid Boss account from MySpace.)
Also, feed my Scarlet Devil, please. Just try not to get yourself to become the meal. sweatdrop twisted
Of course, don't forget to give the Oni next to her some sake, as well.
If you take Disgaea as seriously as orthodox Christians take the Bible, put the above pic and this sentence on your sig.