David Hasselhoff is Awesome

Kung Fury

"True Survivor"
by
David Hasselhoff


This music video features scenes for the upcoming movie Kung Fury. Yes, it's real. That is a keytar. That is a viking chick with a machine gun. That is a ninja fighting to the death with nazis. The real David Hasselhoff and Johnny Depp impersonator are riding on a t-rex. No raptors in this film, no sir.

Aren't you excited?

official trailer

My Roleplay Haunt


A roleplay-heavy pokemon-to-human B/C shop. I'm slow as molasses to update them, but here are my little hellions pocket monsters:
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show. - Switch the orphaned farfetch'd with a big family
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show. - Frank the abused onix
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show. - Jocosus, Child of the Mountain
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show. - Dominic and Reagan of the singing sensation Doreami
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show. - Havard, The Child of Man
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show. - Hazan the Indiana Jones of chikoritas
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show. - Yaima Ondine Kardunn, the airborne shiny vaporeon
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show. - Lilac Schwanhild, the glass-shattering swablu
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show. - Evron Stone, ninja minion of the mountain god
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show. - Lautrec, twin-two of the Adolescent Kung-fu Squirtles
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. click to show. - Eclipse the Void Umbreon, stealer of hearts and pants
Bertie - coming soon
Kimmy - coming soon
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Off-Gaia

I'm all over the place, but I'm not always vocal. Want to get in touch elsewhere? Shoot me a PM. You'll find me here:

Facebook
AIM, MSN/Skype, Yahoo
3DS, EverQuest 1 and 2
GPX, Flight Rising
Recolor.me, Subeta
Skye: Endless Realm (meh)
 

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Registered: 03/13/2004

Occupation: IT, Management, Security

Flushed Away



This is a shop dedicated to adorable pixel pets (avatar art and toilet paper pets)

Thank you .E m m e l i n e~
Your kindness helped me through a difficult time.

Avatar Art!

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many thanks to:
The K o d a B e a r

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from my friend T.A.C.
art by Fluffy Alpaca
Thank you both! idonteven. <3

Simba...

...Remember who you are.

This topic is often ignored and forgotten
but I had it in my sig for so long:

133Tgate, generated Gold, and Gaia Cash:
this and this and this.


Look how it languishes at the bottom of my profile.
I still haven't bought GC, though I am tempted.
But the Market is kinda necessary, even if it is a sham.
I won't forget.
It's at the back of my mind and the bottom of my profile
Whenever I make a transaction.

This is CNN.

It's hard not to joke, I can't be angry anymore
You know how comedians are.
jaded and tired.
You know your message got across when people chuckle.
So yuck, yuck.
 
 
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Walking in an 8bit wonderland!

You lost the game.

Sleep sweet, little man. I will always miss you.