It's gonna eat me blud!
I hate this place. This beach is awful. 'S not even a real beach, it's just made o' rubbish and stuff that's toxic!
Please... someone help me! Anyone! Please get me off this beach! I can't stand it no more! Murdoc is treatin' me like a bloody slave, 'e's got me singin' his stupid demos and whatnot, and I just wanna go HOME!
Please, if anyone can hear me... send help! Send a copper, send the Navy, I don' care, just help!
Or... at the very least... talk to me... talk to me!
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