(No idea who this is since you've changed usernames and it's been forever since I've been on gaiaonline but........)
Holy s**t, you've lived next door this whole time? You must be the girl/boy (not specific since I'm not sure which you are) that I've crushed on since I came out of my mom's pee area.
Would you like to hold hands and go eat sushi? (I might be using you as an excuse to go eat sushi since sushi is damn delicious, the holding hands part is a clear ploy to try to disguise my ulterior motives of sushi)
I got the phrase too late to say into the "are you a human" thing, so either I'm too late in coming to talk to you and you're long gone or at this point of the conversation it's too late for you to escape. (that was a rubbish run on sentence and I know it)
Well I'll get on here occasionally for nostalgia's sake so hopefully I can reintroduce myself to you. (or find out which one of you you are)