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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on "Meat-Shield".

A human that, like most, is capable of something completely and totally useless in galactic regards. Unusually enough, his capability is that he can generally do a good job at whatever he needs to do. Unfortunatally, this results in him always getting a "better than mediocre" raiting in everything he does. The only person that seems to be annoyed with this ability is himself.

His creation is the #1,008,432 worst moment in the history of the galaxy, next to "the Invention of 1/2 ply toilet paper" and the death of over 5,000,000,000 beings during a galactic sized billiards tournament.

He is currently alive and residing Online.

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cherrydelic

Report | 11/25/2009 9:09 am

cherrydelic

u need 2 get on!
darkrainbowdarkerdreams

Report | 03/15/2009 5:25 pm

darkrainbowdarkerdreams

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o p o o h

Report | 12/16/2008 5:56 pm

o p o o h

i love ur cat ^__^
kamikin

Report | 05/04/2008 3:00 pm

kamikin

Hey I like your avvie!
PrincessOnyx

Report | 03/20/2007 3:26 pm

PrincessOnyx

Hallo old buddy
Under the Mistltoe

Report | 01/05/2007 11:00 pm

Under the Mistltoe

your sig made me lol
Nakibar

Report | 07/23/2006 4:23 am

Nakibar

HAY GUYZ LOL

I'm Nakisaurusrex BTW.
_mindslave.4_

Report | 07/17/2006 10:07 pm

_mindslave.4_

ep
Drunk Duck Goddess

Report | 07/14/2006 8:27 pm

Drunk Duck Goddess

I like your sig xd
PrincessOnyx

Report | 06/14/2006 7:53 pm

PrincessOnyx

Hey

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